While her big sisters Kim and Khloé Kardashian presumably played a huge role in the rise of women having their asses pumped up to the point of them walking around looking like ants from A Bug’s Life with diapers full of spray foam insulation (which many are now paying big bucks to have vacuumed out), Kylie Jenner is probably on the hook for many a plumped pout after she got a bunch of lip filler and then started her own lip kit-heavy makeup company, Kylie Cosmetics. Kylie recently covered an issue of HommeGirls magazine and wants to clarify that despite the misconception that she got a bunch of stuff done to her face because she was super insecure, she’s always thought she was hot shit and does even more so now that she’s a mom and gets to reminisce about her old features as she looks down at her kids’ faces or up at the giant inflatables of their likenesses she commissions for their inappropriately-themed birthday parties.

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Last year, Megan Thee Stallion was forced to re-live the night balding, belligerent troll Tory Lanez assaulted her inside a vehicle with a gunshot to her foot in July of 2020. What followed for the next few years were people calling Meg a liar and siding with the Oompa Loompa, who tried to laugh off what he did and smear her name through the mud. Now that he’s preparing for an extended stay on the Island of Misfit Toys (AKA prison), Meg is finally opening up about the ordeal in an essay with Elle Magazine. And she wants everyone to know she may have been galloping and high stomping on the outside, but inside, she was sadder than a pony on its way to the glue factory.

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Three weeks ago, Jonathan Majors unofficially won the Guinness World Record for the quickest and hardest fall from grace when he was arrested on domestic violence charges in NYC. A quick minute later, the US Army pulled ads that Jonathan narrated. A quick minute after that, Jonathan’s PR firm, The Lede Company, dropped his ass, too, and probably because they wanted to spare their poor eardrums from the constant screeching sound of their phones repeatedly ringing over this. And today, Deadline reports that Jonathan’s talent managers, Entertainment 360, have become the latest company to get out of the Jonathan Majors business.

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Disney and Florida psychopath Governor Ron DeSantis have been in a battle after the House of Mouse tepidly opposed the Republican governor’s bill nicknamed “Don’t Say Gay”, which would limit the amount teachers could talk about sexual orientation and gender identity. Of course, they only mean non-cisgender or non-straight ones because heterosexuality doesn’t count as an orientation–that’s just a baseline. Disney pulled a fast one and cited a clause involving King Charles III to prevent DeSantis from exerting any authority over them, but now he’s found a way to get at them–by fucking up the properties next door. DeSantis is threatening to build a prison next to Disney World.

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Joshua Jackson spent a decade-long relationship with his ex Diane Kruger all while believing marriage and kids would give him the ultimate case of cooties, so they broke up (and yes, that Norman Reedus cheating drama had a lot to do with it too). Then, once he met his current wife, Jodie Turner-Smith, he began reconsidering the entire concept, and now they’re three years into a marriage with a daughter named Janie. So it’s safe to say Joshua has changed his outlook on marriage, yet he also says that if cheating occurs within the marriage it’s really not that big of a deal. That’s what he said during an interview with The Sunday Times, anyway.

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Last December, it was reported that comedians Bill Hader and Ali Wong were a thing for a few months before breaking up. They supposedly broke up because both were “super busy.” But I guess their schedules are now clear enough for them to start boning each other again.

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