“Just Friends” Diane Kruger And Norman Reedus Were Spotted Kissing On The Street

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since the rumors about Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus started, denial after denial has been spit up. When there was a rumor that Diane dry humped on Norman at a bar while she was still with Joshua Jackson, it was shot down. When Diane and Pacey broke up and it was rumored that her cooze moved on to Norman’s greasy parts, some source said that they were just friends. But now E! News has pictures of Diane and Norman holding hands and putting their faces so close together it looks like they’re kissing. Tricks got caught (by the pap they probably called).

E!’s eyewitness (read: the pap who took the pics, probably) says that last night, Diane and Norman left his place in NYC and went to a bar where they spent four hours. They left that bar, and while walking to another bar hand-in-hand, they stopped and made out for half an hour straight. You know you’re as drunk as an Amish teen during Rumshpringa when you make out with someone for half an hour without stopping to check your phone.

So, I guess Diane and Norman felt that enough time has passed since she officially broke up with Pacey to go public with their love. These two better not even try to get a source to say that they’re just such good friends that they hold hands and kiss on the street. Nobody will buy that. I don’t have any friends, but if I did, I certainly wouldn’t hold their hand and kiss them in public. Sick! Sure, friends may drunkenly suck each other off in the alleyway behind a club after failing to pick up a piece for the night. Friends may also get into some drunken ass-to-mouth action at a party after everyone has left, but friends do not kiss in public!

Kissing is only something you do with a boyfriend or a girlfriend or a john who is paying you extra. You can’t fool us this time, Diane and Norman.

And here’s the master of disguise showing the paparazzi some love at the airport in Barcelona on March 14.

Pics: Splash

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