Category: Disneyland
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ War Against Disney Continues As He Threatens To Build A Prison Next To The Theme Park
Disney and Florida psychopath Governor Ron DeSantis have been in a battle after the House of Mouse tepidly opposed the Republican governor’s bill nicknamed “Don’t Say Gay”, which would limit the amount teachers could talk about sexual orientation and gender identity. Of course, they only mean non-cisgender or non-straight ones because heterosexuality doesn’t count as an orientation–that’s just a baseline. Disney pulled a fast one and cited a clause involving King Charles III to prevent DeSantis from exerting any authority over them, but now he’s found a way to get at them–by fucking up the properties next door. DeSantis is threatening to build a prison next to Disney World.
Open Post: Hosted By The Disney Adult Who Went To Disneyland Every Day For Over Eight Years
I’m an escapist; gimme a bottle of red wine and some Real Housewives of Miami, and I can successfully forget my woes for several hours. But there’s another level of escapism I have yet to reach, and that is becoming a Disney adult. Someone obsessed with the parks, the characters, the dream of happily ever after. See: the recently engaged Rebel Wilson. Arrested development or innocent fun? I guess it depends on the person. Jeff Reitz’s Disney obsession might be described as “all-consuming.” Guinness World Records reports that 50-year-old Jeff, from Huntington Beach, California, made 2,995 consecutive daily visits to Disneyland from 2012 to 2020. It’s a record, and the only reason Jeff’s run was broken was because the park closed due to COVID-19. Huh. Good things did come out of the pandemic!
Open Post: Hosted By A Surprise Proposal That Was Shut Down By A Disney Employee
Disney theme parks are well-known for being places where whimsy abounds, smiles greet you at every turn, and dreams really do come true. That is unless your dream is to propose to your hopeful fiancée. Then it’s a big “HELL NO!” from the Mouse! You gotta pay for that shit! A video from Disneyland Paris is making rounds after a couple attempted and failed a proposal in front of the famous Sleeping Beauty castle. The moment the ring flashed onto the scene, a Disney crew member came up and SNATCHED it right out of the box. I guess the couple did get a magical moment because that Disney employee made that ring disappear!
Disney Reveals Plans For Its “Storyliving” Housing Community
Well, we’ve reached the point in capitalism where Millennials will never afford to own a home but Disney owns so much unused property that they’re developing Disney “communities.” Disney is planning on opening up a whole community of houses called Storyliving by Disney which is one step beyond “storytelling” and one step before “apocalyptic.” Have you ever wanted to go to Disneyland but never leave? Your dream is about to become my living nightmare!
California Theme Parks, Including Disneyland, Are Allowed To Reopen On April Fools’ Day (But With Restrictions)
As Coronavirus puts on its cowboy hat and chaps and gets ready to do the two-step up into mouth and nose holes (to the tune of Achy Breaky Lungs) when Texas completely reopens on March 10, California has announced that its easing up on its COVID-19 restrictions. The Los Angeles Times says that thanks to CA Governor Gavin Newsom’s newly updated four-tier “Blueprint For A Safter Economy” safety plan, stadiums, outdoor ball-playing places, and theme parks can reopen on April 1 as long as the county they’re in is in the red tier for coronavirus cases. But they’ll only be able to operate at a limited capacity and everyone has to wear a mask. You still won’t see me at Disneyland anytime soon, but with that being said, I can’t wait to see the cell phone videos of Goofy and Daisy Duck holding back Donald Duck as he tries to fight a stupid trick who refuses to wear a mask.
Shonda Rhimes Quit ABC After They Played Dirty With A Disneyland Pass
A little over three years ago, Shonda Rhimes announced she was leaving her longtime home at ABC and going to Netflix, and it made everyone wonder just how much cash Netflix gave her. Because that’s the only thing that could have pulled Shonda away from her lucrative contract with ABC, right? Money? Lots and lots of money? Shonda recently spilled all the beans during an interview with The Hollywood Reporter, and we were all wrong. Shonda says it was because ABC made her beg for an all-access pass to Disneyland, a pass they then secretly reneged on, which they then had the audacity to accuse her of being greedy. To quote Goofy: gawrsh.