Category: Justin Timberlake
The New York Times Is Working On A Documentary About The 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show
Since everyone has seen that 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show image enough times to have seared itself into human memory forever, I thought I’d remind you what the rest of Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl Halftime Show performance looked like, and wow did I ever forget that the opening number was A Clockwork Dance Crew themed. The reason I probably forgot was because that whole Halftime Show was eclipsed by the surprise removal of Janet’s snap-on nipple cover by one grabby former ramen-haired boy bander, Justin Timberlake. Since that grab, and the subsequent exposed nipple, we’ve seen Justin’s career skyrocket while Janet appeared to experience a much quieter time, career-wise. And in later years, a whole lot of people have come to realize that Janet was done absolutely filthy. And so, much like they have previously done to help expose the truth about Britney Spears, The New York Times has decided to vindicate Miss Jackson’s professional reputation with a documentary all about the media’s role after that Halftime Show.
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Selling Their Hollywood Hills Home for $35 Million
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are selling their LA mansion for a cool $35 million. Apparently, the couple wants to spend more time raising their two kids, baby Phineas and 6-year-old Silas, in Big Sky, Montana, where they live in Yellowstone Club, a private ski resort/real estate development. Jessica, 39, and Justin, 40, also own a $23 million four-bedroom penthouse in Tribeca and 127 undeveloped acres south of Nashville. An insider tells People that the couple, “are happy to live in Montana,” and they were “rarely in LA.” So the $35 million mansion is just sitting there empty? Damn, they’re just asking to get Bling Ring-ed!
Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake “Working” At Target
I guess the pandemic has caused everyone to seek secondary employment, even the OG Fboy Justin Timberlake. Could it be that he’s blown through all his money and now has to work a retail job to keep his family laced in the illest threads his Target discount will allow? Say it ain’t so JT!
Madonna Tells Lil Nas X She #DidItFirst
After having created THEE moment at last Sunday’s BET Awards, Lil Nas X has spent the past few days alternately eloquently bitch slapping his critics, of which there are many, and engaging in sincere conversation about his daring decision to (checks notes) kiss a dude on stage? Really?! That’s it? Don’t forget, Madonna did it first anyway. And that’s not a suggestion, it’s a directive. Madonna will never allow you to forget it. In a recent Instagram story, Madonna posted an image of Lil Nas’ kiss with one of her kissing Britney Spears as a dejected Christina Aguilera looks on, on stage at the 2003 MTV VMA’s with the caption #diditfirst. All we need now is for Courtney Love to tag Madonna in her tweet taking credit for Olivia Rodrigo’s crying prom queen look with the caption #diditfirst for the clusterfuck to come full circle.
Justin Timberlake And Others Show Support For Britney Spears
Yesterday 39-year-old Britney Spears was finally able to tell her side of her 13-year conservatorship and basically said her father, Jamie Spears, was that blonde-bobbed bitch from I Care A Lot. Without any of the charisma, mind you. Britney wants out of the conservatorship, wants her conservators jailed, and wants control of her own life, body, and money. And the celebs came out in droves to weigh in, so the #FreeBritney movement now has more celebrity endorsements than Weight Watchers/TummyTea/FashioNova/Nespresso.
Justice Is Served: Janet Jackson’s Brothers Have Accepted Justin Timberlake’s Apology
Finally some great news! We can all go back to liking Justin Timberlake. His apology to Janet Jackson for “contributing to the problem” has been accepted! Time to move forward and put that ugly business behind us once and for all. While Janet hasn’t said shit about it, her brothers Tito, Marlon, and Jackie Jackson told Andy Cohen they have graciously accepted Justin’s apology. That means getting to the theater early to get good seats as soon as Trolls 3 opens! As much as I love going to the movies, I’m going to save my first post-vaccine visit to see the now absolved Justin dance his furry little butt off! It’s what Tito would want.