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Lil Nas X’s Gay Kiss at last night’s BET Awards!
It’s the last days of Pride Month, and leave it to Lil Nas X to slide in toward the end and bring the glorious glittery gayness in heavy, heavy doses during last night’s BET Awards. Nothing tasted sweeter than the rainbow S’mores we all made on the flames shooting off of the gay haters who combusted from the sight of Lil Nas X kissing a dude at the end of his performance. Beautiful music IS the sound of homophobes screaming their tonsils off over two dudes kissing. A wonderful Pride gift!
While Queen Latifah was honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award at last night’s BET Awards and wished everyone a Happy Pride, it was Lil Nas X who was the belle of the ball. Lil Nas X started spreading the queerness when he sashayed onto the red carpet of the BET Awards looking as though he was really heading to the MET Gala where the theme was Grandma’s Wallpaper and he was smuggling in four friends underneath his skirt. It’s very gay Marie Antoinette. Let them eat THESE cakes, bitch!
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And later on, Nas X changed out of a gown made from the wallpaper in your memaw’s “nice” living room and into an opulent suit made from the fabric covering your memaw’s settee in that “nice” living room of hers. Basically, the category IS your grandma’s fancy living room:
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— ☆ (@LilNasX) June 27, 2021
But Lil Nas X saved the high-octane gayness for his performance of Montero (Call Me By Your Name). Nas X’s performance was a tribute to Michael Jackson’s Remember The Time video but he managed to make it gayer by doing himself up as a gay raver Pharoah. Lil Nas X also made sure that his Lil Peen X wasn’t going to try to pop out of his pants again by not wearing pants. Nas X didn’t kiss Iman but he did tongue down one of his dancers at the very end of his performance. I thought I was the most lit last night, but it was the BET tip line which definitely lit up from gay haters bitching over this:
Lil Nas X’s favorite form of cardio is slapping back at tricks and he did just that on Twitter:
y’all really like to pretend homosexuality didn’t exist in african culture https://t.co/mGmah0CbP9
— ☆ (@LilNasX) June 28, 2021
Lil Nas X already caused the pearl clutchers to prolapse by giving Lucifer a lap dance and now he’s got them pissed over this. The aliens out there in the universe better practice their dodging skills. Because it’s only a matter of time before Lil Nas X performs as a gay Black Jesus working the cross, and that’ll cause heads to explode off of necks and fly through space.
Pic: Getty