Category: Britney Did It Better

In Her New Book, Jamie Lynn Spears Says That Her Parents And Management Pressured Her To Have An Abortion When She Was 16 To Save Her Career

October 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Jamie Lynn Spears, The Jan Brady of the Spears family, has a memoir coming out that was originally reported to be titled Britney, Britney, Britney! I Must Confess, but after receiving some blow-back (a million eyes rolling in unison does create a mighty gale), is now titled Things I Should Have Said. According to TMZ, Jamie Lynn’s big sister Britney Spears isn’t the only one who had to deal with the controlling ways of her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears. In the book, Jamie Lynn writes that when she became pregnant at 16 by her boyfriend at the time Casey Aldrige, her parents were upset. And where’s the #Justice4JamieLynn movement when you need them? That’s right, nowhere to be found. Poor Jan, I mean Jamie Lynn.

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Madonna Tells Lil Nas X She #DidItFirst

June 30, 2021 / Posted by:

After having created THEE moment at last Sunday’s BET Awards, Lil Nas X has spent the past few days alternately eloquently bitch slapping his critics, of which there are many, and engaging in sincere conversation about his daring decision to (checks notes) kiss a dude on stage? Really?! That’s it? Don’t forget, Madonna did it first anyway. And that’s not a suggestion, it’s a directive. Madonna will never allow you to forget it. In a recent Instagram story, Madonna posted an image of Lil Nas’ kiss with one of her kissing Britney Spears as a dejected Christina Aguilera looks on, on stage at the 2003 MTV VMA’s with the caption #diditfirst. All we need now is for Courtney Love to tag Madonna in her tweet taking credit for Olivia Rodrigo’s crying prom queen look with the caption #diditfirst for the clusterfuck to come full circle.

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Kevin Federline And Christina Aguilera Have Weighed In On Britney Spears’ Plea To End 13-Year Conservatorship

June 29, 2021 / Posted by:

Britney Spearslengthy testimony asking for her 13-year conservatorship brought out support from many other celebrities including *prepare to throw a side-eye” her ex Justin Timberlake *and throw that side-eye*. Christina Aguilera, who was often seen as Brit’s rival in the past, commented on the matter and finally posted to Twitter with a message of support for Britney. And her ex-husband and father of Britney’s children, Kevin Federline, also sort of spoke out through his lawyer and he fully supports Britney in achieving peace and being “happy and healthy.”

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Lil Xan Was Hospitalized For Eating Too Many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos

September 26, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s nothing like a little trip to the hospital to drum up attention on social media. Lil Xan, the mouth breathing child rapper with a face that screams “10 years from now I won’t be able to get that job at Best Buy I so desperately need”, decided to eschew the tried and true excuse of exhaustion and got creative with his trip to the ER. He went with an excuse only his fellow Generation Z’ers could fathom: Near-death by Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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