Ivanka Trump Claims To Have Had A “Punk Phase”

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t trust anybody named Trump as far as I can throw them. Ivanka Trump, perhaps the most easily tossed Trump, is no exception. So when Ivanka says she went through a “punk phase”, I’ve got to go see my ophthalmologist for severe spraining of the eyeballs. Ivanka wrote a chapter in her mom Ivana Trump‘s book Raising Trump, and because she’s a bad liar, she revealed that she used to shoplift tampons with GG Allin back in the day. Or close to it!

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Gucci Mane And Keyshia Ka’oir Got Married Live On BET Last Night

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

People reports that rapper Gucci Mane jumped the broom with model/entrepreneur Keyshia Ka’oir in an understated ceremony last night. The couple paid homage to their humble upbringings by keeping things low key with an intimate ceremony held at the Four Seasons in Miami, spending a mere $1.7 million dollars and broadcasting it live on BET as part of their 10-episode series.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Odin, the guardian angel in a Great Pyrenees’ body who saved the lives of his goat friends from the wine country fires in California.

So far, the asshole demon fires in Northern California’s wine country have killed over 40 people, eaten thousands of homes and have left 100,000 people homeless. Many are still missing. The situation is many layers of bad, but like with some tragedies, there is a ray of heroic happiness in the field of awful. And just like with the Mexico City earthquake, this ray of heroic happiness is a dog! If cats could read human words and read that last part, they could put out the wine country fires with their projectile barfing.

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Birthday Sluts

October 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Zac Efron (30)
Tyler Posey (26)
Bristol Palin (27)
Carly Schroeder (27)
Andrew Garcia (32)
Freida Pinto (33)
Esperanza Spalding (33)
Lindsay Vonn (33)
Josh Gracin (37)
Ne-Yo (38)
Mike Tindall (39)
Baby Bash (42)
Joy Bryant (43)
Curtis Stigers (52)
Vincent Spano (55)
Wynton Marsalis (56)
Jean-Claude Van Damme (57)
Martina Navratilova (61)
Arliss Howard (63)
Chuck Lorre (65)
Pam Dawber (66)
Terry McMillan (66)
Mike Ditka (79)
Dawn Wells (79)
Erin Moran (1960-2017)
Peter Boyle (1935-2006)
George C. Scott (1927-1999)
Chuck Berry (1926-2017)

Pic: Backgrid

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Night Crumbs

October 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Blake Lively’s try-hard fashion show that’s masquerading as a press tour for her new movie continues, and yesterday she wore a stockbroker’s suit from the 1980s. While I appreciate Blake’s Diane Keaton Barbie look, I’d rather see that shit on Diane Keaton herself – Lainey Gossip 

Kate Hudson should’ve ended her teenage house party as soon as a lingerie-wearing Goldie Hawn made an appearance, because that’s the moment it peaked – Celebitchy

Okay, but slobbering and tingling genitals everywhere will tell you that Oscar Isaac is the hottest Hamlet ever. Officially. – Pajiba

Madison Beer (again, not a Wisconsin beverage company) really is a baby Megan Fox  (Megan Foxcub?) – Hollywood Tuna

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Katy Perry Is Reportedly Helping Robert Pattinson Through His Breakup

October 17, 2017 / Posted by:

What’s that thing about the best way to get over a breakup – something about hanging out with Katy Perry? That’s how Robert Pattinson is reportedly dealing with his rumored split from FKA Twigs (now FKA RPattzsgirlfriend). And all of a sudden, that story about Katy and Robert going out to dinner this summer seems that much more suspicious.

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