Birthday Sluts

January 17, 2018 / Posted by:

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Betty White (96)
Connor Cruise (23)
Frankie Cocozza (25)
Willa Fitzgerald (27)
Max Adler (32)
Calvin Harris (34)
Dwayne Wade (36)
Ray J (37)
Zooey Deschanel (38)
Maksim Chmerkovskiy (38)
Freddy Rodriguez (43)
Lil Jon (47)
Kid Rock (47)
Bart Freundlich (48)
Naveen Andrews (49)
Tiësto (49)
Shabba Ranks (52)
Denis O’Hare (56)
Michelle Obama (54)
Jim Carrey (56)
Susanna Hoffs (59)
Steve Harvey (61)
Paul Young (62)
Mick Taylor (69)
Maury Povich (79)
James Earl Jones (87)
Andy Kaufman (1949-1984)
Muhammad Ali (1942-2016)
Eartha Kitt (1927-2008)
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

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Night Crumbs

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

If you’ve ever wanted pictures of yourself where you look like a softcore porn star from the 1970s, take a tip from this Allure cover with Dakota Johnson and get yourself an out-of-focus camera, your grandma’s biggest panties, an old bra from The Salvation Army and the sheer sequined table runner your mom brings out at Christmas time – Celebitchy

Speaking of Dakota Johnson, she and Chris Martin brought their bland oatmeal love to the beach – Lainey Gossip

I guess the producers of Real HouseWrecks of Orange County really don’t want people to watch next season – Reality Tea

George Michael didn’t only have the voice of a sexy angel, he was also an angel to an AIDS charity – Towleroad

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January Jones Might Be Getting With One Of The Bachelors

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

January Jones has reportedly hooked up or dated the likes of Ashton Kutcher, Bobby Flay, Jason Sudeikis and Jeremy Piven, and I guess she still loves herself a yeast infection in the form of a human man. Because Page Six says that January is bumping fuck parts with one of the Bachelors. And not even one of the fancy Bachelors, like that Italian royal whose princess grandmother founded my abuelita’s favorite luxury cosmetics brand Borghese! January is instead slumming it by dating Nick Viall.

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Kandi Burruss Denies That She Tried To Go Down On Kim Zolciak

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s safe to assume Maxine Waters and Donald Trump will share a Caesar salad at Mar-a-Lago loooooong before everyone on Real Housewives Of Atlanta will all get along. As y’all have probably figured out by now, Sunday church services for me come at the end of the day when those sloppy Georgia peaches roll out to accuse each other of everything from home foreclosure to not being able to afford payment on a Spirit flight to Kissimmee. Apparently, nobody learned from Phaedra Parks getting fired and having to pimp her house out on Airbnb, because Kim Zolciak is stepping into Phaedra’s shoes this season to accuse Kandi Burruss of being a little freaky in the sheets. Continue reading

Matt Damon Says He’ll Keep His Yapper Shut (For Now)

January 16, 2018 / Posted by:

I’m not a true Bostonian, but I’ve lived here long enough to scoff if visiting family members ask to go get a beer at Cheers, and I’m not above cutting someone’s tires if they try and park in a space I spent four hours and three hot toddies shoveling out from the fruits of our weekly blizzard. In short, I may as well be a local (“FAHK YOU,” – anyone actually from here), which is why, on behalf of Boston, I say, “HALLELUJAH!” to news that Matt Damon has decided to keep his pie hole shut for a little while when it comes to hot button issues. Continue reading

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