Night Crumbs

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Madonna has promised to blow anybody like a water bottle if you vote for Hillary Clinton. Three things: 1. You’re not helping her, Madge. 2. Does she take her Grillz off? 3. Can I get the cash value instead? – Towleroad

Panty Creamer of the Day: Idris Elba’s bedroom voice – Lainey Gossip

Gigi Hadid admits what everyone has known since the first time her foot touched a catwalk – Celebitchy

Lady Gaga is giving you 99 Cent Store Silkwood cosplay – Drunken Stepfather

Why millions of nerd boners sprung up today: the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer came out – The Superficial

It’s official: Hollywood hates Gene WilderPajiba

Finally, some real high-brow entertainment: the trailer for season 3 of Ladies of London has been released – Reality Tea 

Mila Kunis is still pregnant – Popoholic

In case you’ve never seen it, here’s the sweaty man ass of Lip Gallagher from Shameless – OMG Blog

Never mind Khlozilla’s wookie nips, methinks her face is starting to melt – The Nip Slip 

Colin Firth is probably going to be in the Mary Poppins sequel – Popsugar

Elizabeth Hurley has still got it – Hollywood Tuna 

Someone tell Ivanka Trump that if she really wants to see a “mulatto cock” all she has to do is type “mulatto cock” in PornHub. You would think that her dad would’ve already shown her that trick – Jezebel

James Franco either head-butted a dude in the stomach or was trying to blow him. You decide! – IDLYITW

Ciara and her new husband wasted no time and he may have already bareback boned a fetus into her – Just Jared

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St. Angie Jolie And Brad Pitt Haven’t Agreed On A Custody Situation Yet

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

It’s been a month since Webster’s dictionary removed the word “love” forever since it doesn’t exist anymore now that Brangelina is broken. Since then, St. Angie Jolie’s super team of Pitt fighters and Brad Pitt’s team (Jacques Jolie-Pitt and LegalZoom) have been trying to work out a custody agreement that they both can deal with. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services recommended a temporary custody agreement, which they both agreed to. The child army has been living with Angie full-time for the past three weeks and Brad got to visit them a couple of times. That temporary agreement expires tomorrow, and People says that shit is still strained and they haven’t come up with a permanent custody agreement. I would say that they should settle it the highly professional way, with a Rock, Paper, Scissors battle, but that wouldn’t work since Brad would probably stop every 2 seconds to say, “How do I make rock again?

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Azealia Banks Has More To Say About Her Hotel Fight With Russell Crowe

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

While we’re waiting for the Beverly Hills Hotel’s security team to provide the receipts, let’s hear what more Azealia Banks has to add to her side of what went down in Russell Crowe’s hotel suite on Saturday night.

Azealia went off to The Sun and said at first, Russell was very sweet and flirty with her. She says he was smoking weed and drinking a cocktail of vodka, whisky, and moonshine and put his hand on her leg while calling her “beautiful. Then shit soured when Russell got up and another girl sat down. Azealia thinks it was his girlfriend. She claims the girlfriend informed her that Russell thought she was hot, to which Azealia replied, “I’m not here for that.” Azealia says Russell wasn’t so flirty after that.

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Open Post: Hosted By Guy Pearce Bringing The Thunder To Down Under

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

And yes, I mean that in more ways than one.

Guy Pearce, his old Neighbours co-star Kylie Minogue, Julian McMahon and Radha Mitchell were all on the Gold Coast in Australia yesterday to shoot a hot beach scene for the movie Flammable Children. No word if Guy made it through the day without a seagull chasing him after mistaking that dick in his swim chonies for an obese weasel. You know, there’s no need to run your fingers over to IMDB to see what this movie is about. This movie can already have my money because it’s got:

  • That Vegemite and man meat foot-long sub sandwich in Guy’s trunks. It’s most likely a stunt cock, but who cares!
  • Guy Pearce looking like a Ken doll’s douche-y stepdad from the 70s.
  • Kylie Minogue in an Ann Jillian wig of perfection.
  • Julian McMahon in a floral Speedo.
  • Everybody looking like the stars of a low-budget porn parody of Boogie Nights.

All of that combined equals the perfect movie! These pictures are my Spanish Fly.

Pics: Splash

Don’t Expect A Duet Between Phil Collins And Paul McCartney Anytime Soon

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, there were rumors of an old man feud on the set of Homeland between F. Murray Abraham and Mandy Patinkin. There must be something in the Ensure, because now here’s another story about two old legends fighting. But this one isn’t a rumor. Phil Collins has made it clear that he hates Paul McCartney.

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Playboy Model Katie May’s Death Was Accidentally Caused By Her Chiropractor

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

And here’s some news that is sadness wrapped in awfulness and stuffed with more sadness. Playboy model and the “Queen of Snapchat,” Katie May, died at the age of 34 last February after suffering a stroke caused by a blocked artery. The Los Angeles County Coroner did an autopsy to figure out what exactly happened to her. Los Angeles Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter tells People that they have ruled that Katie’s death was caused by a chiropractor session gone horrifically wrong. During a “neck manipulation” by Katie’s chiropractor, her left vertebral artery was torn, which stopped blood flow to her brain.

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