Jason Momoa Shaved Off His Beard For A Good Cause

/ April 18, 2019

Put down that plastic water bottle. If you’re planning on saving the tears you’re gonna shed watching Jason Momoa shave off his beard for the first time since 2012, he’s going to need you to eye squirt into an aluminum can instead. Jason walked his fine out into the desert armed with an electric razor and a 4-pack of canned water to plead the case of the aluminum can, which he says can be “infinitely recycled”. Just like Marvel Universe story lines!

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Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The Price of Avocados

/ April 18, 2019

Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they are so overpriced  that she bought her own damn avocado orchard and now travels with her own organic avocados. Just like all of us do! Let’s all chant together: SHE’S ONE OF US!

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Luke Perry Was Reportedly Buried In A Mushroom Suit

/ April 18, 2019

It seems like everybody who ever met Luke Perry agrees that he was one of the good ones. Earlier this year when he died of a massive stroke at the age of 52, the outpouring of love for Luke was palpable. He was cited as a wonderful mentor and friend by many people who knew him. So it’s not surprising to learn that even in death, he’s continuing to leave a mark on the world – by not leaving any mark at all. According to the always true Radar Online, Luke made arrangements to be buried in a mushroom suit. No, not a suit with “special mushroom inside like John Witherspoon in Boomerang. Instead, Radar says Luke was buried in an organic, environmentally friendly suit that grows mushrooms which remove toxins from the body, and facilitate decomposition.

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Sources Say That Friends Believe Operation Varsity Blues Was Mossimo’s Fault, Not Lori Loughlin’s

/ April 18, 2019

In Time-For-A-Pivot News: Lori Loughlin seems to be having a source pop over to Us Weekly behind Mossimo Giannulli‘s back, as now there are sources who are claiming that they think this whole college admission mess, which has led to her and her husband being charged with crimes punishable with up to 40 years in prison, is actually all his fault. Oh girl, get the popcorn, it’s time for these self-obsessed, greedy rich folk to turn on each other.

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Jana Kramer Says Hot Nannies Entice Husbands So She Ain’t Getting One

/ April 18, 2019

One Tree Hill actress, Jana Kramer, or as most of you will know her: “Who?” has let it be known that she is anti-hot nannies. The wannabe singer (she’s also a country singer) spoke with her husband, NFL sports guy Mike Caussin, on their podcast Whine Down. And during their discussion about the process of hiring a nanny, Jana brought up how–because her husband is a cheating, recovering sex addict–she will never hire a hot nanny. She’s just not that stupid. Good for you, Jana… I guess.

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Kim Kardashian “Aced” Her Tort Law Essay Exam AND Knows How To Use A Sink

/ April 18, 2019

As we learned from her recent Vogue cover story, “crim law” is “super easy” for Kim Kardashian. And even though she can grasp super complex legal concepts “in 2 seconds”, she still had some trepidation about an essay exam she had to take in tort law. Well, Kim has some news for all of you who thought she wouldn’t be able to make the transition from Real Doll to legal eagle. Kim cleared the first hurdle on her road to the United States Supreme (Food) Court by passing her exam with flying colors.

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