Even though they haven’t been seen in public together since 2015, Laurence Fishburne and Gina Torres are still officially married so when she was seen macking on some non-Morpheus looking dude in public, pearls got clutched.
Aaron Paul and his wife Lauren “Pretty Bird” Parsekian of four years announced yesterday that they are expecting a baby and I’m mad. I’m not mad at them, I’m happy for them but I’m mad at People for this:
From Breaking Bad to water breaking!
Really, People? You should have saved that line for the birth announcement!
One of the shortest, strangest feuds has finally come to an end. Marilyn Manson doesn’t despise Justin Bieber more than the sun, losing a weird contact lens, running out of jet black Nice ‘n Easy, and whatever else would really chap his ass.
Tall glass of 2% milk Hayden Christensen and paper Dixie Cup of cucumber spa water Rachel Bilson have broken up after almost 10 years together. According to UsWeekly, they’ve been living separately for a few months with her in L.A. and him in Toronto, they now “they are completely, officially done”.
The Baby Grows doll!
In the golden age of potent fuckery that we all know and love as the 1980s, toy companies were in a war to see who could come up with the weirdest and creepiest shit that’d entertain children, but make parents lock their bedroom doors and sleep while clutching a rosary that’s been dipped in holy water. Playmates Toys, which sounds like the name for Hugh Hefner’s line of bunny-eared dildos but is the actual name of a toy company, stepped up to the challenge in the 1980s when they used the seed of Satan to create Baby Grows.
Michelle Visage (49)
Phillip Phillips (27)
Charlie Weber (39)
Jon Bernthal (41)