Category: Duggars

Josh Duggar Had Days Added To His 12.5 Year Prison Sentence And Is In Solitary Confinement For Sneaking In A Cell Phone

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

Clammy, rapidly regenerating big toe who miraculously gained sentience after smugly strolling out of an enabling Michelle Duggar’s skirted flop pocket, Josh Duggar, will have a couple fewer days to knock up Anna Duggar, the ride-or-die birth canal with arms and legs he married; because his 151-month sentence for being guilty of possessing child pornography was just extended by 41 days after he was caught with a smuggled-in cell phone. Josh has been held in solitary confinement since the phone was discovered and may have to stay there for months.

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Josh Duggar And His Smug Face Have Been Sentenced To 151 Months In The Clink

May 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, it looks like Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s heave-inducing pleas for the judge to go easy on their pedophile son, Josh Duggar, fell harder than Michelle’s hair in humidity (or Jim Bob’s failed Senate campaign). Because Mr. Potato Head’s child-touching trash nephew was sentenced today to 12 and a half years in federal prison for possessing child sex abuse materials. If only cameras were allowed in the courtroom. My drug of choice today would be watching the smug fall off of Josh’s face as he was sentenced. But then again, I’m pretty sure the smug is permanently stuck to his mug.

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Jim Bob And Michelle Duggar Speak Out After Josh Duggar’s Conviction

December 10, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Josh Duggar was convicted on two counts of downloading and possessing child sexual abuse materials. Josh hasn’t been sentenced yet, but he’s facing 20 years for each count. And now that their son is going away to prison, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar released a statement about it. No, it’s not “We’re sorry we raised our first-born son to be a child predator.” But they sure do name-drop God a lot. When reached for comment, God said: “I don’t know her.”

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Jim Bob Duggar Is Running For Arkansas State Senate Because That State Hasn’t Been Through Enough!

October 30, 2021 / Posted by:

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What do you do when your basic cable shows have been canceled, your reputation is in tatters, and you’ve got a creep son who’s up on child pornography charges? Get into politics! The indestructible Jim Bob Duggar has had enough of being out of the limelight and plans to terrorize us further by running for Arkansas State Senate District 7. What did Arkansas do to deserve this?

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Jim Bob And Michelle Duggar Respond To TLC’s Cancellation Of “Counting On”

July 4, 2021 / Posted by:

All in all, it’s been a good year for punting longstanding, depressingly popular, reality-family freak shows off the air. Society finally managed to rid itself of the vapid, 20-season, shrieking shrew-fest that was KUWTK, and now we learned earlier this week that TLC has stepped up and shoved a rusty IUD and day-late, dollar-short condom on the busted Duggar birthing machine that was Counting On. The serial-birthing architects of this Quiverfull-driven empire, Jim Bob Duggar and his wife, Michelle Duggar, have now issued statements in response to the show’s cancellation.

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TLC Has Cancelled “Counting On”

June 30, 2021 / Posted by:

There was probably a time that whenever a Duggar popped out a kid, TLC heard a little cash register “cha-ching” sound. Because Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s faith-based refusal to wrap it up was big business for TLC for a very long time, starting with 17 Kids and Counting, then 18 Kids and Counting, 19 Kids and Counting, and finally, the spin-off centered on their rapidly reproducing spawn, Counting On. But then TLC went from counting kids to counting how many awful allegations were being made against Josh Duggar and that kind of killed the whole vibe of the show. And since the only thing Josh should be counting on at the moment is how many years he might get behind bars, TLC has decided to cancel the show.

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