Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mama June’s Forklift Foot, which made its basic cable debut on the show that will serve as the orientation video on modern civilization we will give to the aliens when they come to this planet and ask, “What’s this place about?”

Long before Mama June and her fluffy stack of Bisquick chins became the brightest stars in the TLC universe, she worked at a warehouse, and one day a forklift ran over one of her hooves. That’s how her infamous “Forklift Foot” was created and apparently she never showed it to her kids until last night’s episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The family went to a water park (Note: You haven’t seen the raw definition of glamour until you’ve seen Mama June walk around a water park in wet ankle socks) and at the end of the day, her kids begged her to show them her Quasimodotoe.

As the bells of Notre Dame rang, she pulled her wet bootie sock off and there was her mangled, yellowing Forklift Foot in all its gnat-covered glory. It actually wasn’t that gross until the camera zoomed in on a bunch of gnats nibbling on her Forklift Foot gunk. Couldn’t TLC just lie to us and tell us those gnats were actually tiny, black butterflies fluttering around what they thought was a beautiful, blooming flower? Oh well, at least we now have the phrase: Like gnats to a Forklift Foot….

So there it is, Mama June’s gnat nest of a Forklift Foot. Good morning to you too! (Or if it’s night time where you are, happy dinner time to you!)

(Pic via 96.1 KISS)