Beverly Hills Rules That All Elective Surgery, Including Plastic Surgery, Can Resume (But The Mayor Tries To Clarify)
The world is in crisis. America is a mess. People are suffering. But one particular news story during this pandemic really disturbed the hell out of me. And that was yesterday’s post about celebrities and other high profile plastic types being denied the Botox and fillers they so desperately need to maintain their natural beauty. Damn you, COVID!
So what happens when lips deflate? Fillers dissolve? Botox wears off? I’ll tell you what happens- the blow-up dolls start to turn back into uggos and normies, just like the rest of us. But leave it to the City of Beverly Hills to find a way to correct this injustice. The city council voted 4-1 to resume elective surgeries, which will include cosmetic and plastic surgery. Cue thousands of faces cracking into a wide smile, complete with crows feet and laugh lines (hopefully for the last time). Continue reading
I should probably point out that I chose a picture of the Kardashians for legal reasons, because they’re definitely not the celebrities in question here. They’re going to come out of COVID-19 isolation looking the exact same as they did when they went in. There’s no way you can hit the needle as hard as they do without there being enough residual neurotoxin in your bloodstreams to last for six quarantines. This story is about the celebrities who are in bad shape, Botox-wise, and how they’re allegedly getting anxious about the current condition of their faces.
When Christmastime rolls around, Kris Jenner always has a very difficult gift-giving challenge ahead of her. There’s a fine balance to finding a special gift that says, “I love you,” but also, “I spent a lot of money,” and, “Ew, your face looks bad.” But it looks like she found the perfect present this year for her friends and family. Ho ho ho, you’re all getting commercially bottled botulinum toxin!
Add this woman to the list of insanely brazen criminals, and also to the more niche list of insanely brazen criminals with power tools. Video surveillance outside of a Botox clinic in Sugar Land, Texas caught a woman with no mask using a power saw to break into their facility and rob them hardcore.
Zoë Kravitz recently spoke to Vogue about her new lipstick collection for YSL Beauté, and since she was talking lipstick, it’s only natural that Vogue would ask her about beauty trends. Zoë says she relieves stress with wine, weed, and sleep (stars, they’re just like us!), and that one of her beauty regrets is wearing “too much.” Zoë says she wishes people would stop over-contouring their faces because everyone is starting to look the exact same. “Okay AND???” thought anyone currently posing for an Instagram picture with a SugarBear hair gummy balanced between their teeth.
Eventually Zoë was asked about the beauty trend that has shocked her the most. In a world of vagina steaming and vampire facials and covering your whole body in foundation, Zoë is most skeptical about Botox in your armpits for sweating.
I don’t know for sure if the face you’re looking at above has been done dirty by bad Botox. But considering that it looks like Kelly Ripa’s teeth were called in last minute by her facial muscles to make a smile happen, I’m going to say: maybe? Kelly Ripa has admitted in the past that she loves Botox. Unfortunately, Kelly said on Live with Kelly yesterday that Botox once messed up her face six ways from Sunday.