Add this woman to the list of insanely brazen criminals, and also to the more niche list of insanely brazen criminals with power tools. Video surveillance outside of a Botox clinic in Sugar Land, Texas caught a woman with no mask using a power saw to break into their facility and rob them hardcore.
CBS 11 says to keep your eyes out for a power saw-wielding woman whose face is looking SNATCHED. Police are on the lookout for a woman who drove up to Botox RN MD Spa in the middle of the night on Friday and stole some goods of theirs. Does Tori Spelling have an alibi?!
After parking her white Mercedes (of course), the alleged Botox snatcher strolled over to the spa and tried going inside. But oh wait, it was the middle of the night and medical facilities don’t leave their doors unlocked so she was out of luck… Or was she?
She went back to her SUV and then returned, this time with her handy power saw in tow. When I tell you she cut through the front door like a Terminator…. And she did not even try to hide her face. She put her hair up like she was doing the dishes and that was enough for her. Not even a stocking on the face–nothing.
The Sugar Land authorities say this anti-aging-obsessed thief robbed the spa for an “undisclosed amount of products” before making her escape in her car worth at least $50,000. They’re asking anyone with information to contact them so they can catch this Botox Bandit. The facility is offering a reward of $5,000 for info that will lead to her arrest.
Well let me tell you, there is going to be one snatched-looking Book Club this weekend after this chick gives all her close girlfriends free Botox injections. Or we’re about to see the biggest class-action lawsuit and Botched–crossover event in history.
Pic: CBS 11