The man who transformed the mere act of whining into an insufferable art form is back to give us even more. After showing that he’s still the world’s greatest sore loser, Chris Brown is back to remind us that he’s also a contender for world’s biggest scumbag. While singing might be the way he pays the bills, his true calling in life is complaining about how the world is unfair to a millionaire who has a track record of being entitled and awful AF. In today’s episode of “Everybody Hates Chris,” Chris is super pissed that people still dislike him for assaulting Rihanna.
Back in 2009, Chris was arrested for violently attacking his then-girlfriend Rihanna. Ever since then he’s been Hollywood canceled. This means he still gets to make music, get nominated for Grammys, and be buddy-buddy with today’s hottest stars. However, having a fairly steady career is just not enough for Chris. Assholes deserve unconditional adulation, too! Chris’s latest outburst seems to have come in response to his upcoming collaboration with Chlöe Bailey. Having not learned anything from the Normani incident, Chlöe and her team decided that working with Chris would be a great way to drum up interest for her debut album. And interest there has been! In the form of backlash. Commenters came at the 33-year-old, which set Chris off into one of his signature tirades where he shouts at people for hating him for a “mistake” he made “as a 17-year-old.” Oooh, Chris is so mad that he forgot he assaulted Rihanna when he was 19, not 17. via Page Six:
Chris Brown wants people to kiss his “f–king ass” if they “still hate” him for his “mistake” of assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna in 2009.
“Im [sic] f–king 33! Im [sic] tired of yall [sic] running wit [sic] this narrative,” he began a lengthy rant on Friday, adding that people watch the tumultuous relationship between rapper Blueface and his girlfriend Chrisean Rock, who “beat the f–k out of each other in front of the world.”
“But thats [sic] OK? It’s entertainment? ALL yall [sic] can suck my d–k disrespectfully.”
The “She Ain’t You” crooner then wondered where “cancel culture” was when it came to “white artists” who “date underage women” or “beat the f–k out of their wives.”
He didn’t stop there. In addition to requesting that people suck appendages, he started pointing fingers at famous actors and artists who have messy histories when it comes to felonious activities.
Brown then posted a series of photos of white male and female actors and performers who have been accused or charged with abuse, including Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Nicolas Cage, Ozzy Osbourne, Tommy Lee, Emma Roberts, Carmen Electra, Josh Brolin and more.
Chris Brown defends himself from backlash over his domestic violence history by sharing white celebrities who also have domestic violence charges.
“Where are the cancel culture with these white artist…” pic.twitter.com/RoZXuO7nYs
— Pop Base (@PopBase) February 17, 2023
Looks like Chris just compiled a list of people with whom he shares a common interest. What he doesn’t seem to understand is that you can call out multiple awful people at once, including him. It’s called multitasking. I guess when you’ve been a terrible human being for well over a decade (how time flies), you forget simple skills like that!