Night Crumbs
As pretty much expected, Bed Bath & Beyond has officially become Bed Bath & Beyond Saving. After trying to save itself for a while, BB&B has raised the white flag (made out of a Nestwell sheet) and filed for bankruptcy after 52 years in business. QUICK! Someone check on Abbi from Broad City! Within the next couple of months, they will close all 360 BB&B stores and begin liquidating their shit. And starting this Wednesday, they will no longer accept their iconic coupons. So April 26th will be a new, confusing day in America. That’s the day when BB&B coupons, which really never expired, will expire for good – NPR
John Leguizamo got into the never-ending tipping debate by saying that he carries around $100 bills to generously tip people with because “you can’t tip with $20 bills. People gonna throw that back at you.” I’m not sure it’s a good idea to tell the world that you always carry $100 bills on you. But I am sure that John Leguizamo will never ever have to open a door for himself again. Tricks are going to fight each other to open the door for him, hoping that he’ll toss a Benjamin their way – People
Allegedly cheating co-stars Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell haven’t denied that they’re the millennial reboot of Brangelina, but they did post a video that screams, “Yup, we’re fucking!” And that video also doubles as an ad for the titty tape Sydney’s using – Lainey Gossip
Nice try, Chandler Bing, but we, the people, and God will never forget your literary attack on international treasure Keanu Reeves! – E! News
Prepare for Hollywood to make a movie out of every goddamn Nintendo game in history (can’t wait for the Duck Hunt movie) because The Super Mario Bros. movie is still ruling the box office – Pajiba
Not long after Bam Margera was busted for public drunkenness in California, his long downward spiral continued, and now he’s wanted by police in Pennsylvania after allegedly punching out his brother – Yahoo! News
FINALLY, some happy news: Simone Biles and her NFL player boo Jonathan Owens got married in a little courthouse wedding in Houston while surrounded by tons of fucking sequins marble – Celebitchy
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