Chris Brown’s Big Birthday Bash Was Busted By The Cops

May 7, 2021 / Posted by:

Chris Brown turned 32 on May 5, and he celebrated the only way he knows how: like an asshole! Despite the fact that social gatherings in LA County are COVID-restricted to 100 people (outdoors) or up to 50 people (indoors), police guess that around 400 to 500 people were partying at Chris’. The cops showed up at around 2 AM after receiving multiple calls about loud music and cars double-parked all over the San Fernando Valley neighborhood. The music was turned down, but it also meant the end of the party. Awww, they didn’t even make it to the witching hour! And Chris was so excited to bust out the Ouija…

The party shutting down created a traffic jam as hundreds of fancy cars and limos tried to leave at the same time. Four police cruisers and a helicopter showed up, and while no arrests were made, a bunch of parking tickets were issued.

Here’s a news report which shows the party getting busted. It also includes a very special interview with Tarzana resident Sosan Ani. Sosan, clad in pearls and yellow, says people can party all they want but should remember to care about their neighbors:

TMZ says all those cops showed up cuz of the “troubled history” at Chris’ house. This includes the time the cops performed a welfare check after Chris posted his address on Instagram and challenged his online enemy Offset to pop on by for a fight. There was also the time cops tried to shut down his massive yard sale which attracted hundreds of fans. And the time neighbors posted video footage of Chris illegally roaring down the street on his ATV. Oh, and I guess I should mention the 2016 incident when there was an alleged standoff between Chris and the cops, who were called by a woman who claimed Chris pulled a gun on her. Those charges were later dropped.

So obviously Chris won’t be winning Tarzana’s Miss Congeniality title anytime soon. Hmmm, how can you get back in their good graces, Chris? Wait, I know! Drive your ATV down the street and scream your apologies through a bullhorn!


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