Category: Prince Hot Ginge
The Duke And Duchess Of Sussex Ran Into A Couple On A Hike And Helped Them With A Selfie
Since I live in Toronto I was never going to run into Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry as they were all the way on the other side of the country spending their holidays in Vancouver. Also it seems we do not have the same pastimes. These two surprised a couple while on a hike and even ended up taking a picture of them. Well damn… I might go into the woods if I knew I was gonna meet royalty. But only if I know for sure, I ain’t dying in the woods Blair Witch-style for a chance meeting with THEE Hot Ginge… well actually…
Merry Christmas From Prince George And Princess Charlotte Who Made Their Church Strut Debut
Since Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan decided to skip the usual Christmas Day strut to church in favor of getting drunk on maple syrup and moose saliva wine spritzers in Canada, the royal family knew they’d have to bring out some real star power to get the people to show up. Because if only Prince William and Duchess Kate did the strut, the only people who would show up would be those who suffer from insomnia since the sight of that double serving of boredom would knock anyone out. So that’s where Future King George and Princess Charlotte come in.
They joined mummy and daddy for their annual stroll into St Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham today. Although, judging by the looks on their faces, they would rather be at home, screaming at the servants to get those AA batteries for their Hatchimals at once!
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Sorry, Duchess Meghan And Prince Hot Ginge, But Only FMs (Future Monarchs) Will Make An Appearance During THE QUEEN’s Speech
It was reported that THE QUEEN had a fucking time writing her annual Christmas Day speech, and not only just because she had one too many breakfast gins and Prince Philip kept saying to her, “Pull my finger, love!”, as his day nurse stood by with a clean pair of bloomers because the nurse knows that “pull my finger” usually leads to some sticky toffee pudding in the prince’s chonies royale. But THE QUEEN apparently had some issues with her annual speech because of three little things called “her grandsons scrappin‘,” “her ginger grandson and granddaughter-in-law BRINGING DOWN THE MONARCHY with their rebel ways,” and “everyone finding out that her youngest son is probably perv trash and is really bad at lying.” I mean, isn’t the royal family supposed to be masters at lie-telling and fooling the public? And Prince Andrew is embarrassing his family by being bad at it. For shame!
The Queen’s Speech (2019) doesn’t hit screens until Christmas Day, but because everything needs a trailer nowadays, the Palace has put out a teaser including a piece of what she says and a shot of her sitting next to frames that don’t have pictures of Prince Hot Ginge or Duchess Meghan in them. So is this THE QUEEN’s shady way of letting us know that those two ain’t shit to her since they’re eating moose poutine in Canada for Christmas instead of spending it with her? Or is there another totally different reason for why she didn’t include them. SPOILER ALERT: It’s the second one.
More Spiced Gin Punch For THE QUEEN: Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Will Not Spend Christmas With Her
If you ask me, a funky good holiday time IS getting drunk on gin with THE QUEEN while cackling after Duchess Camilla opens up her gift from her “Secret Santa” and for the 14th year in a row finds a tampon with a picture of Prince Charles’ face glued onto the tip. But I guess Duchess Meghan can only take so much of Princess Michael of Kunt handing her an empty glass before saying, “Sorry, dear, I mistook you for the help again.” Because the Palace says that Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge have decided to spend Baby Master Archie’s first Christmas away from THE QUEEN’s annual holiday celebrations at Sandringham. Congratulations to them both for not having to look at Prince Andrew’s face during the holidays.
I’d like to believe that the royal family has a bet going on how many BREAKING TRADITION headlines that Meghan and PHG can conjure up in the span of one year. Well, congratulations to the member of the royal family who went with 3,498, because I believe that’s the number we’re almost at.
Prince Harry Kind Of Implied That He Wants A Second Baby
The royal family doesn’t waste any time when it comes to cranking out heirs and spares. Keep that in mind, ladies! Sure, you can get all the tiaras and the world, but your coochie picks up more traffic than the Atlanta airport the first few years pumping out ‘dem babies! That said, I don’t feel all that bad here. Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan weren’t married for all that long when baby Archie came into the world, and it sounds like Harry is already readyfor another. Continue reading
Wendy Williams Tore Into Duchess Meghan On Her Show
Us Weekly says Wendy Williams decided to lean into her inner darkness and drag the fuck out of Duchess Meghan because of what Meghan said on the ITV documentary Harry & Meghan: An African Journey. Meghan said that dealing with the fraudulent tabloid stories and media scrutiny hasn’t been easy and that a British friend warned her not to marry into the royal family because the press will destroy her. Well, Wendy has no sympathy for Meghan, and let her The Wendy Williams Show viewers know that her recent experiences have not changed her for the better, and that Duchess Meghan can piss off!