Night Crumbs

December 23, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge released their family Christmas card starring 7-month-old Master Archie who looks like he’s about to beat our asses and probably because he’s still not over us talking shit about his parents flying private, which led to him having to slum it on commercial. I don’t blame you, Master Archie. And the Palace confirmed that Master Archie is spending his first Christmas in Canada. Maybe that’s really why he looks pissed. He’s thinking, “Can you believe these two are dragging me to Canada instead of letting me watch the royal circus of great-granny getting gin drunk as Charles drunkenly triple slaps Andrew for ruining the family’s pristine reputation?!” Yes, he’s totally thinking all of that in that one pic – Lainey Gossip

I wonder how many calls were placed to the British equivalent of CPS over Prince George being forced to do servant work, and I wonder how many of those calls were placed by Prince George himself (SPOILER ALERT: all of them) – Celebitchy

From The Department Of We’ve Run Out Shit To Bitch About (but those boots are a new kind of ugly) – Pajiba

I will say that watching Not Logan Paul suck on a dick is a million times more entertaining than watching Real Logan Paul suck at being a human being – The Blemish

Sun hitting titties, drink in hand, ass on a beach… Phil Donahue is living the life! – SOW

Rita Ora looks like she forgot to pack a bathing suit so she made one using a hotel bedsheet – Drunken Stepfather

Katy Perry is giving you knock-off holiday go-go Barbie circa 1988 – Popoholic

Dina Manzo, formerly of Real Housemesses of New Jersey, showed off her new nose – Just Jared

If you want to know what it feels like for glitter to spew out of your eyes and ears, watch Cyndi Lauper lip synching to Billy Porter – Towleroad

Pic: Twitter

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