Category: Prince Charles
Prince Charles Reportedly Loaned Prince Andrew Most Of The Money For His Lawsuit Settlement
So apparently the phrase “Heyyyyyyy…can I borrow $20?” transcends all tax brackets. Because it looks like when Prince Andrew needed to cut a check to Virginia Giuffre, he might have called up his older brother Prince Charles and begged for some financial help. But instead of $20, Andrew needed a loan for several million dollars.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Accepted A Special NAACP Award
The NAACP Image Awards were on Saturday, and Prince Harry and Meghan Markle popped by to accept the President’s Award, which recognizes special achievement and distinguished public service. Past recipients of this award include Muhammad Ali, Jesse Jackson, LeBron James, Rihanna, and Spike Lee. Perfect! Now Harry has a sure-fire ice breaker the next time he finds himself awkwardly peeing beside Spike Lee in the Nobu men’s room.
THE QUEEN Got COVID-19
On February 10, it was announced that 73-year-old Prince Charles caught COVID-19 for the second time in a year (he caught it the first time in March 2020). Some people probably threw a, “Can you taste that shit?”, side-eye at THE QUEEN as she sipped on her pre-lunchtime gin and Dubonnet because she was with Future King Charles just two days before. And on February 14, it was announced that 74-year-old Future Queen Consort Camilla tested positive for COVID-19 too (and this came after Duchess Camilla went maskless at an event on February 10). Well, today it was announced that Coronavirus is fucking with 95-year-old THE QUEEN as well because she’s tested positive (and this comes after she went maskless at an in-person meeting on February 16). QUICK, somebody tells THE QUEEN’s royal pooches to double mask up and stay away from all humans in the palace because Coronavirus is running through that shit.
THE QUEEN Went Maskless For Her First In-Person Meeting Since Prince Charles Test Positive For COVID-19
Last week Prince Charles and Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, both tested positive for COVID-19. Two days before his diagnosis, Charles had met with his mother, THE QUEEN. Obviously, this wasn’t good, since THE QUEEN has been dealing with health issues the last few months. And, you know, she’s 95. But People says that after a week of being closely monitored, THE QUEEN is back to in-person meetings. Yesterday she met with outgoing Defence Services Secretary Rear Admiral James Macleod and his replacement, Major General Eldon Millar, at Windsor Castle. Nobody wore masks. When Charles heard the news he immediately called future Queen Consort Camilla in from the other room: “Oy, Tampy! Our plan didn’t work! The old bat’s still kickin’!”
The Police Are Investigating Prince Charles’ Charity After They Allegedly Offered Honors And Citizenship In Exchange For Donations
The police are currently investigating one of Queen Elizabeth’s kids right now. Not exactly a shocking thing to read, considering the cops were on Prince Andrew’s tail for the better part of three years. But in this case, the police want to talk to Andrew’s older brother, Prince Charles. According to reports, Prince Charles’ charity, The Prince’s Foundation, is being investigated over accusations that it was used in an alleged cash-for-citizenship scam. But the similarities between the two might end there. Because unlike his brother Andrew, it would appear as though Charles is actually cooperating with the police who are investigating his maybe-shady activities.
Prince Charles Is Reportedly Telling Prince Andrew To Stay “Out Of The Picture”
Oh, dear! Prince Andrew continues to find himself in a spot of bother regarding that nasty sexual assault lawsuit. And it’s not only legal woes that are giving him trouble. Now his brother Prince Charles is pushing him even further out of the embrace of the Royal Family’s protective arms, going so far as to reportedly tell Andrew to keep “out of the picture.” Whatever is a royal boy to do?!