Prince Andrew Is Reportedly “IN DESPAIR” Over Not Inheriting Any Of His Mummy THE QUEEN’s Estate
Since he’s absolutely done nothing wrong, I can understand why Prince Andrew, one of THE QUEEN’s only sons, is reportedly “in despair” that his rather homely older brother, King Charles III was the sole benefactor of their late mother THE QUEEN’s nearly $800M tax-free estate. Having myself been an only child, I can only imagine the humiliation and sadness he must feel. At least I got a 1999 Nissan Sentra when my mom kicked the bucket, but according to The Independent, Andrew has been left not only penniless but might be left with only his deceased father Prince Phillip’s Land Rover to drive. Which is indubitably haunted!
Since his best friend, roommate, ex-wife, and biggest fan Sarah Ferguson failed in her attempt to eat her foot live at the Oscars, she and Andrew’s prospects are in the hands, or should I say, feet of fate. Right now, big brother Chuckie Trips is the only thing standing between Andrew and his God Ordained slice of cake. How’s he supposed to drink his tea? With Tesco biscuits?!?!? The Independent reports:
Prince Andrew is “in despair” that the King has not shared out their mother’s inheritence, according to reports.
King Charles was the sole beneficiary of the Queen’s £650million estate, under a 1993 agreement meaning no inheritance tax was owed.
The King’s siblings Princess Anne, 72, and Prince Edward, 59, as well as Prince Andrew, 63, inherited nothing from the Queen, and are said to share “some resentment” because of this.
However, as working royals, both Princess Anne and Prince Edward receive handouts from the Sovereign Grant to cover costs, unlike Prince Andrew, who is reliant on his brother’s generosity.
Well, at least he’s still getting an allowance, and at his big age, that is really something. I wonder what chores Chuck’s got him doing to earn his keep. Do kings still use piss boys? Man, it must be good to be the king.
A Buckingham Palace source said the Queen’s fortune had passed directly “from monarch to monarch” because that was the most “tax efficient” way to transfer it, and that the Queen had “supported her children during her lifetime and had made provision for them already.”
A friend of the Duke of York told the Mail on Sunday: “What’s he meant to do? Go cap in hand to his older brother to keep a roof over his head? It’s a disaster.”
A disaster, indeed! Well, said Fergie. Speaking of disasters, Prince Andrew “is reported to have been approached by two American broadcasters with offers to take part in a new, tell-all interview in the United Kingdom,” an enticing offer he is said to be considering.
According to a new report, the disgraced Duke of York is considering “telling his side” in the hope of a chance of redemption, more than three years after his interview with Emily Maitlis about his ties to convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein was broadcast on the BBC’s Newsnight.
If Anderson Cooper doesn’t get his ass on a plane today and hightail it to the Pizza Express in Woking to sit down with Andrew, BY THE WINDOW, to hash this bother out over an Xtra Large Spicy Giuseppe (spiced ground beef, fresh chilies, red onion, green pepper, tomato, and mozzarella, finished with chili oil and parsley) with extra chilies, I swear I’ll eat my foot!
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