Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Kanye West’s Vice President
Good news, America! If Kanye West somehow manages to defy the odds and become President in November, he’s not going to be tackling the country’s biggest issues on his own. In fact, he could possibly be tag-teaming the deficit and the sinking economy with the invaluable help of another equally qualified US citizen. That’s right, coming this fall, you just might wake up from the nightmare that has been 2020 to meet a brand new disaster because Caitlyn Jenner wants to be Kanye’s Vice President.
TMZ recently caught up with the politically ambiguous Caitlyn as she was coming out of a Starbucks (without a mask!) to ask her the hard-hitting questions. If you thought that asking Caitlyn about Kanye’s presidency bid might be a stupid move, you clearly were not anticipating her unbelievably Caitlyn-like response because, ever the delusional fool, Caitlyn claimed that not only has she already been texting Kanye about being his running mate, but she thinks that the duo would make the perfect combination for the “don’t vote for these idiots” ticket.
In, so far, the smartest move in Kanye’s entire history of smart moves, he has yet to respond publicly to Caitlyn’s totally logical suggestion. Kanye is probably thinking of making Caitlyn his Secretary of Transportation instead.
As we know, Kanye has officially registered in Oklahoma and his name will appear as an independent candidate in the state in time for the 2020 election. And well, the bad news for Caitlyn is that Kanye has already chosen a running mate in the form of “Biblical Life Coach“, Michelle Tidball. Michelle hasn’t officially accepted Kanye’s offer, but if you’re wondering what her take on things is. Michelle believes you can successfully treat mental illness by making your bed every morning. Karate chopping your throw pillows is more effective than therapy! As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s probably no less insightful than Caitlyn’s stance on mental illness, so there you go!
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