Category: Face/Off
Khloe Kardashian Defends Tristan Thompson, And Admits She’d Get Offended When People Joked About Her “12 Face Transplants”
Khloe Kardashian appeared on the latest episode of the podcast Not Skinny But Not Fat, and she said some things about her constantly-cheating ex, Tristan Thompson. Khloe insists that there are “so many good sides” to the most prolific philanderer since Tony Soprano, and it’s a shame that his positive qualities are ignored. Oh, sweetie. Speaking of debilitatingly low self-esteem, 37-year-old Khloe also discussed her constantly-changing face. She says it used to offend her when people said she had “12 face transplants,” because the only thing she’d had done was “one nose job.” One magical nose job that somehow spread to her lips, cheeks, chin, eyes, and forehead!
Sharon Osbourne Said She Got A Bad Facelift Last Year
In a new interview with The Sunday Times, Sharon Osbourne revealed that she recently had a face lift. Um, okaaay. And I recently ate a plate of food that combined cheese, carbs, and sauce. What else is new? Well, according to 69-year-old Sharon, this face lift was different because it was “horrendous,” and made her look like a Cyclops. Whoa, they took out one of her eyes? Damn, that is bad.
Khloe Kardashian Debuted A New Face In Pics With Martha Stewart
It’s that time again! Khloe Kardashian has acquired herself another brand new face! What is this, the fourth since the pandemic began? What an exciting time to be alive. Khloe debuted her latest visage in a series of Instagram selfies featuring mom Kris Jenner and… Martha Stewart. Heh? In the caption Khloe explained that her mother surprised her with lunch with “Queen Martha,” whom Khloe has always adored. She adds that admires her organization, her kitchen and landscaping skills, her love of animals and CBD, and the fact that she “ain’t no snitch.” Translation: Martha won’t tell anybody that Khloe’s new face was literally coming off at the seams during their power lunch.
A “Face/Off” Sequel Is In The Works
lt’s been nearly 24 years since Nicolas Cage and John Travolta starred in the movie that cemented their legacies in the WTF Did I Just Watch Hall of Fame. And while nobody asked for Hollywood to attempt to improve upon perfection (I said what I said and I stand by it), Hollywood is still going to go ahead and give us a sequel to Face/Off in the near future.
Teddy Perkins From “Altanta” Made A Surprise Appearance At The Emmys
There were a lot of faces being pulled in the audience at last night’s Emmy Awards ceremony. Most of the cringing and eye rolling caught on camera (Merritt Wever staring into the camera with the dead eyes of a bored teen, Chrissy Teigen ducking out of way) appeared to be in reaction to Colin Jost’s invisible lips and Michael Che’s invisible charm. But one member of the audience looked like he was having the time of his life. In a surprise appearance, the legendary Teddy Perkins somehow managed to leave his palatial home in Atlanta and fly halfway across the country to attend the ceremony! I didn’t even realize he was still alive. I thought he had choked on a globule of ostrich egg.
Carrie Underwood Dared To Show Her Face In Public For The First Time Since Her Accident
I wouldn’t blame you if you forgot that Carrie Underwood supposedly has a new face after fucking up her born-face from a serious fall last November. She had to get 40 to 50 stitches in her face. Carrie made a big announcement about the accident, which made it sound like she had been horribly disfigured. But then a fan caught her at the gym several weeks later and she looked fine with the exception of having what appeared to be a jacked up Doonese hand. A week ago, Carrie posted a picture of herself, in profile, on Instagram. Fans seemed perplexed by her assessment of her injuries as she looked perfectly normal. Of course, it being a profile, her final form was still cloaked in mystery and intrigue. Last night at the ACM Awards (that’s Academy of Country Music Awards which are held in addition to the CMA’s for reasons), Carrie debuted her new single “Cry Pretty” as well as her new face.