Category: Penis Drama
Tommy Lee Says He Was On A Bender When He Posted That Dick Pic To Instagram
A couple weeks ago Tommy Lee posted a picture of his dick on Instagram and Twitter. It got taken down on Instagram but it still lives on Twitter. If you really wanna see how the 59-year-old’s iconic hog has aged since its heyday, you can find the photo (NSFW ) here. Page Six reports that, on Monday night, Tommy played a Motley Crüe show in San Antonio, Texas, and he told the crowd that he posted the pics because he was on a “motherfucking bender, bro.” Then he encouraged the men in the audience to take their dicks out. It doesn’t sound like anyone really complied, because it’s 2022 and even Motley Crüe fans know that whipping your penis out in public is… unwise. And it could be considered indecent exposure, which is a Class B misdemeanor in Texas and comes with a fine of $2000 plus 180 days of jail time. Not worth it, even if it puts a smile on Tommy Lee’s face! Continue reading
Jesse Williams Responds To Being Naked In Broadway’s “Take Me Out” After THAT Video Went Viral
The upside of this story is that at least Jesse Williams isn’t trending on Twitter for his messy ongoing child support payment drama with his ex-wife, so that’s something, right? Because I think all our eyeballs could appreciate a break on that situation. Instead, eyeballs have been glued to a part of Jesse’s (AGGRESSIVE THROAT CLEARING SOUND) anatomy. Plenty of people have seen Jesse’s junk in the play Take Me Out, due to an on-stage shower scene. But those people usually have to pay for a ticket to see such a thing. Recently, a whole lot of people on the internet paid $0 for the chance to see a low-resolution clip of Jesse in Broadway action, which is a pretty big no no, considering theaters are pretty adamant that no one inside should be secretly camming the performance.
Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm And Wants To Date Kate Beckinsale
What lengths would YOU go to date Kate Beckinsale? 8,9 inches? Yes, we’re not above a penis joke here! This is the story of a man who lost his member, grew it back on his arm thanks to incredible medical advancements, and got the attention of the lady from the Underworld movies. Loss, love, Hollywood, and disembodied parts? Sounds like the next big Netflix film to me!
Finnish Skier Remi Lindholm Suffered A Frozen Penis In An Olympic Race
Apparently a Winter Olympics is happening in Beijing, and on Saturday Russia’s Alexander Bolshunov won gold in the men’s 50km mass start cross-country skiing event. Except Alexander ain’t the one making headlines. Nope, that honor goes to Finnish skier Remi Lindholm, who captivated the world when he revealed that his penis froze during the race. Ahhh, NOW I have your attention!
“Buffy” Star Nicholas Brendon Won’t Comment On Joss Whedon Allegations Until He Gets Surgery For His Paralyzed Anus And Penis
I’ll take “Perfect Headlines” for $2000, Alex…
Since Charisma Carpenter came forward with those Joss Whedon accusations last week, many of her Buffy and Angel co-stars have spoken out against the showrunner’s alleged on-set bullying and “not appropriate behavior.” But not the actors who played Buffy’s besties, Alyson Hannigan (Willow) and Nicholas Brendon (Xander). No word on why Alyson is remaining mum (a witch’s curse?), but there’s an effed explanation for why Nicholas isn’t issuing an official statement. He slipped and fell, paralyzing his penis and anus. I mean, as far as excuses go, it’s certainly original! Continue reading
Jeffrey Toobin Is Out At The “New Yorker” For Whipping Out His Dick During A Zoom Meeting
Last month, lawyer, writer, and CNN legal analyst, Jeffrey Toobin, really whipped out some drama when he pulled his whole dick out on a Zoom call with co-workers at the New Yorker. Jeffrey was suspended from the publication but we didn’t hear much since then. Well, the New Yorker let everyone know: Jeffrey and his dick were no longer a part of their organization after he’d been with them for almost 30 years. Wow, three decades of work up in smoke after 6 inches–I mean–6 seconds.