Category: NSFW
Shia LaBeouf And Margaret Qualley Got Naked In The Name Of High Art
Style-wise, I’m completely obsessed with Shia LaBeouf. Sometimes, he bolts out of the house to grab a coffee dressed for a Daytona 500 tailgate party; sometimes it looks more like he’s on his way to join the picket lines at a sanitation workers’ sit-in. And then occasionally he just says “fuck it!” and mixes lumberjack chic with Day-Glo prints and a greasy rattail. And underneath all that Central Florida Nascar fan cosplay, he’s a Museum of Shitty Tattoos. Because I watched this short, which features him and actress/Andie MacDowell’s daughter/park trespasser Margaret Qualley as a couple in a fucked-up relationship (these two were perfectly cast btw), titled “Love Me Like You Hate Me” and, honestly, after digesting all 9½ minutes of it, I hate myself the most.
Whitney Cummings Shut Down A Blackmail Attempt By Releasing Her Own Topless Pic
This is kind of like when Bella Thorne released her own nipple pics before some rude hackers could do it first. Whitney Cummings beat some blackmailers to the punch by tweeting a topless picture. And if boobs aren’t your thing, this story also has a close-up picture of balls.
Night Crumbs
After it was reported that Alice Cooper said that he and his wife of 43 years Sheryl Goddard have a death pact (meaning that if one of them gets kissed by the Grim Reaper, the other will kill themselves), he clarified, saying that they have a life pact, not a death pact. And that they’re always together, so if something happened to one of them, it’d probably happen to the both of them. Speaking of getting visited by the Grim Reaper, I almost did after I nearly died of shock from reading that a rock star has been married to the same woman for 43 years – Celebitchy
“Please tattoo this picture onto my inner eyelids,” is what I’m going to say to a tattoo artiste while handing them this picture of Leonardo DiCaprio getting a face full of volleyball – Just Jared
Damage control, thy name is this sneak peek at the shit show that is Bond 25 – Lainey Gossip
Bella Thorne Leaked Her Own Nudes Before Her Hacker Could
Bella Thorne’s not a complete monster. She never meant for anyone other than her special gentleman friend to see her filthy bathroom or greased-up barbell pierced nipples, yet here we are. According to Bella, her “shit” was hacked and the person responsible threatened to leak her nudes. So she beat them to the punch by publishing them herself. In a lucky turn of events, the hack just so happened to coincide with the release of her book of “poetry” called The Life of a Wannabe Mogul: Mental Disarray.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jizz Squirting Dick Nails!
Since I know Dlisted’s demographic really well, I’m guessing that you’re reading this Sunday HSOTD post while sitting in a pew at a church and waiting for mass to start. Because of that, I really wish that this HSOTD had gone up earlier in the week, because then you’d be at church, working a set of nails that are elegance wrapped in modesty and topped with a heaping squirt of conservative demureness. Although, if you worshiped at my church, The Church of Carbs (aka IHOP), you’d have to worry about me hitting on your hands, and asking your right hand and your left hand if they want to spit roast me. If you’re a Scientologist, you’d have to worry about John Travolta doing the same thing.
Russia’s Nail Sunny has done it again! We don’t need Robert Mueller to launch an investigation into which Russian nail salon consistently spooges up streams of acrylic sophistication.
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Winky, the true star and champion of this year’s Westminster!
This story is over a week old, which is (insert Larry King’s age) in internet years, but since it’s President’s Day (which some of us are ignoring since we refuse to acknowledge having a president at this time) and some of you have been forced to work and are doing the least while looking like you’re doing the most, let’s pay homage to your hero: WINKY!