Naomi Campbell is one hell of a germaphobe. Even before coronavirus, her flight routine involved sanitizing everything with Detol wipes while wearing a mask. Well bitch, coronavirus is on the scene and it’s not the name of some hot new model here to steal her power. It’s a deadly virus. But luckily, Naomi is prepared to deal with both of those things! She’s stepped her pussy up in the viral protection sense and is wearing a hazmat suit to the airport.
In a flight video that Naomi released last year, she wore a face mask and talked about she needed to protect herself “from people’s coughing and sneezing.” Well, coronavirus has her on Defcon 1. Naomi posted some pictures on Instagram of her in full hazmat-flight readiness, adding goggles and some chic pink latex gloves to her lewk. Naomi promised to post a video later as part of her growing YouTube channel where you can also see her do stuff like shop Whole Foods for groceries.
Of course the internet was loving it, because whether it’s leaving community service or facing possible coronavirus, Naomi always brings the glamour.
no one is doing it like her … no one is doing it like naomi fucking campbell pic.twitter.com/aGvVzyUKzk
— 𝔬𝔩𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔞 (@cockm0ss) March 11, 2020
I’m screaming. Naomi Campbell was BORN ready for this crisis. She did not come to play with you viral heauxes. KNOW HER. pic.twitter.com/hl4u1veqKO
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) March 11, 2020
I am genuinely excited to see the video of Naomi detailing to us how her germaphobia has amped up due to corona. But I wonder why she thinks she needs to go through all of this. I think germs are aware of how intimidating, critical, and particular Naomi Campbell is and will avoid her accordingly. Her white blood cells are probably waiting for a germ to show up so they can look at them and go, “I wouldn’t let my mother get infected with you!”