Naomi Campbell Buys Her Hazmat Suits In Bulk From Amazon

December 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Before lockdown, before masks, before we were using the term “COVID-19”, Naomi Campbell knew. She knew shit was about to get real. And, as a proud germaphobe, she knew she had to get ready and stay ready. So she began rocking head-to-toe hazmat chique beginning in March. And Naomi’s continued to wear them ever since, buying the suits in bulk off of Amazon (thanks to advice from Linda Evangelista).

via Page Six:

“I bought [the hazmat suits] in bulk and I bought them on subscription, so they keep coming,” Campbell told WSJ. Magazine.

“There was one point when my subscription hadn’t come because they’d run out, and I panicked, even though I wasn’t going anywhere.”

Wait, if she’s not going anywhere, then what are the hazmat suits doing? Lying in wait in the hundreds in Naomi’s massive walk-in closet? Yikes, this is approaching Howard Hughes territory… At least one of her suits, specifically the one she wore in March (see above photos) is now in Bath’s Fashion Museum in England. Officially a historic relic of 2020:

“I was surprised,” Campbell recalled of her reaction to the museum’s request. I was like, ‘Really? Why would they want that?’ But that’s what they want.”

Continued the catwalker, “It was funny because when I first wore one people were like, ‘She should give that to the hospital. Why’s she stealing?’ They were acting like I was stealing supplies from the hospital … So I started answering back, saying, ‘I got it on Amazon! I got it on Amazon!’ I bought it fair and square on the internet.”

Ya hear that? Naomi did not wait in the bushes outside of hospitals and jump/forcibly strip front-line workers! Although I’m willing to bet she is entirely capable of that.

A reminder that Naomi posted a video of her travels back in March wearing that exact hazmat suit:


In the vid, Naomi says people used to laugh and call her ridiculous, but “now I’m not ridiculous.” She also had her finger on the pulse re: masks (remember when everyone was saying they were useless?):

They say “no point in wearing masks”, but I disagree, because what if someone sneezes right in front of you when you’re walking and you’re walking behind them. Those come to you. You walk right into it.

Oh Naomi. Wise, wise, terrifying Naomi. You tried to warn us, and all we did was laugh. Never again! She and Dr. Fauci are the real TIME Persons of the year.

Pics: Instagram

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