Category: Post-Baby Body

Meghan McCain Says She’s Been Urged To Lose Her “Baby Weight” By Going On Ozempic

February 21, 2023 / Posted by:

A month ago, Meghan McCain gave birth to a baby girl and named it Clover Jade. Clover, huh? Probably cuz both of Meghan’s parents have Irish ancestry. Or maybe she just loves Lucky Charms (they’re magically delicious). Anywho, Clover is Meghan and Ben Domenech’s second daughter; they welcomed Liberty Sage, now two-and-a-half, back in 2020. But things are a little different this time around. You see, we are smack dab in the middle of the Ozempic era, and, in a Daily Mail editorial, 38-year-old Meghan writes that people have been urging her to take the “miracle shot” so she can drop her baby weight.

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David Foster Got Shit For Praising Katharine McPhee’s Post-Baby Body

December 29, 2021 / Posted by:


hope everyone’s properly digested their holiday meals, cuz this is the type of story that triggers real-life puke-face emoji! Last year, 72-year-old David Foster implanted his geriatric seed into fifth wife Katharine McPhee, 37, who gave birth to a son, Rennie David Foster, in February 2021. Cut to this week, when David posted a picture of Katharine in a bikini on Instagram. His caption? “what baby!” Translation: “Look at how fit my fifth wife is! Check out her flat stomach! Can you believe she gave birth earlier this year?” Sigh. I hope his $150 million net worth is worth it, Kat.

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Jessica Biel Brought Her “Post-Baby Body” Out Last Night

October 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Because I know you all love the phrase “post-baby body” and you’ve been wondering what Jessica Biel’s post-baby body looks like, here’s Jessica Biel and her post-baby body with batshit-eyed Justin Timberlake at the 1st Annual Unveiling of Jessica Biel’s Post-Baby Body Ceremony in NYC last night. No, they were at something called the Fashion Group International Night of the Stars Gala.

The dried piece of bland celery leaf gave birth to a Weeds character last April and in case you didn’t get it the first 5,000 times I said it, she flaunted her post-baby body last night. Jessica Biel’s post-baby body is not to be confused with a regular’s post-baby body, which is probably covered in newborn barf, dried tears and chunks of hair that were yanked out from not being able to get 1 second of any fucking sleep.

Jessica covered her post-baby body with one of Laura Bush’s favorite Christmas party dresses and Justin Timberlake dressed up and gave off looks like a psychotic lounge piano player who makes piano keys out of the bones of his victims. But who cares about him. It’s all about Jessica Biel’s’s POST-BABY BODY!


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