Category: Goop

Rosamund Pike Calls Out Goop and The Wellness Industry For “Conning” People

June 15, 2023 / Posted by:

While wellness overlord Gwyneth Paltrow is hellbent on subjecting her body and mind to everything under the wellness umbrella, i.e., living off bone broth, ozone therapy up the ass, coochie candles, and vaginal steaming, Rosamund Pike doesn’t buy into any of that shit. Rosamund did an interview with The Guardian to promote her 10-part BBC audio drama, People Who Knew Me, which happened to lodge a few jokes into the script about Gwyneth’s wellness brand, Goop. Rosamund slammed the trending fad of “wellness,” asserting, “We’re all being conned by the wellness industry.”

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Gwyneth Paltrow Clarifies That She Eats More Than Bone Broth

March 18, 2023 / Posted by:

To some, wellness means caring for your mind, body, and soul and approaching things with a balanced mindset. To others, it means an opportunity to lord over those peons who gorge on the recommended intake of 2000 calories a day and don’t have a team of on-call skincare specialists! Gwyneth Paltrow recently shared the secret to how she manages to stay so thin, pleasant and grounded: bone broth and coffee. Unfortunately, GOOP naysayers came for her, saying ludicrous things like “you can’t stay alive just eating broth” and “this is giving eating disorder.” Gwyneth shot back at haters saying to get the rectal ozone stick out of their asses because, ACTUALLY, she eats human food sometimes!

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Bethenny Frankel Defends Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Starvation Diet” While Meghan McCain Blasts It

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

How many times can you say the B is back before it just doesn’t mean anything anymore? Former Real Housewives of New York mess Bethenny Frankel has returned to give us yet another rant that nobody asked for. And this time, she’s counterattacking social media users and health professionals who blasted Gwyneth Paltrow for her wellness routine (hold the wellness) of ingesting just coffee, bone broth, and some vegetables. But while most are dragging Goopy, Bethenny Frankel (she of “look at me in my 4-year-old daughter’s pajamas) has become a Goopy defender. For someone who says she doesn’t care what anyone thinks, Bethenny never fails to deliver a tirade on what people think. 

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