Category: Meghan Markle
The Royal Family Is Not Racist, So Says Prince William
Well, everyone, case closed! Racism does not exist in the Royal Family! Prince William has said so! I guess this also means that the sky is not blue, water is not wet, bears do not shit in the woods, and P. Willy’s got a head full of luscious locks and he’s been wearing a bald cap this entire time!
William and Duchess Kate did one of their hand-shaking elbow-bumping events today, and a reporter asked him a couple of questions including if the Royal Family is racist. William should’ve just pretended that the question got lost in the wind and never made it into his earholes, but instead, he answered it, saying that they’re not racist. As the laugh track was cued up, Princess Michael of Kunt’s racist brooch probably threw the most scathing side-eye, and Prince Philip’s ears burned something extra after hearing the words “racist” and “royal” while in his hospital bed.
Meghan Markle Launched A Complaint To ITV About Piers Morgan’s Comments On Her Mental Health
They say that every day is a gift. But well, yesterday was really a gift. It was the day unfiltered professional contrarian Piers Morgan walked off the stage of ITV’s Good Morning Britain. Piers threw a tantrum live on air because he couldn’t handle his co-presenter Alex Beresford stating facts about Piers’ long-running hatred of Meghan Markle, which Piers leaned really hard into the morning after Meghan and Prince Harry’s CBS interview with Oprah Winfrey aired. Not long after Piers ran off stage, ITV announced that Piers had decided to leave the show. We also learned that Piers’ shitty comments about Meghan’s mental health struggles caused more than 41,000 people to complain to ITV. As it turns out, one of those 41,000 people was Meghan Markle herself.
Piers Morgan Has Quit “Good Morning Britian” After Getting Called Out Over His Vitriol For Meghan Markle
I was sitting here writing about what a big baby Piers Morgan was when he stormed off the set of Good Morning Britain after being challenged by his co-presenter Alex Beresford about his relentless stream of trash talk directed at Meghan Markle. I had some good jokes in there like “he ran out of there so fast you’d think Prince Andrew had just sauntered into the studio barefoot carrying a bottle of massage oil,” but the joke’s on me because Piers was apparently so upset that he quit GMB. And unlike Piers, I’d never knock a person for leaving a toxic situation to protect their own mental health and well-being.
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Got Legally Married At Their Big Public Ceremony (UPDATE: Buckingham Palace Released A Statement)
We learned about 1,946 things from Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s bombshell interview with Oprah. And with all that interview content comes about 1,946 updates, corrections, clarifications, and unsolicited reviews from cocktail salespeople. We already have Oprah’s clarification that Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip weren’t Harry’s family members who were more obsessed with color than Sherwin-Williams. Now we’ve got a correction from Harry and Meghan, who would like you to know that the super-secret wedding they had three days before their official wedding, wasn’t a legal one. Also, we’ve got a clip rescued from the CBS cutting room floor, in which Meghan talks about privacy.
Bethenny Frankel Walked Back Her Criticism Of Meghan Markle After Having Seen The Oprah Interview
Bethenny Frankel sounded like a real Bitter Betty yesterday when she hopped on Twitter to bitch about Meghan Markle ahead of Oprah’s big pinkies and middle fingers up afternoon tea session with Meghan and Prince Harry. She’s sorry now, but hours before the interview aired Bethanny #TookToTwitter writing that she was unmoved by “the plight of being a game show host” with “tiaras & 7 figure weddings” who is “fetching 7 m for interviews.” I was like, who pissed in your Cheerios, but then realized Bethanny probably uses SkinnyGirl vodka for her cereal and wouldn’t know the difference.
Oprah Says That The Queen And Prince Philip Were Not The Royals Who Made A Racist Comment About The Skin Color Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Baby
During Oprah’s interview with the Leah Reminis of the Royal Family, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, a big moment was both Harry and Meghan claiming that someone in the family wondered, “Just how dark is that baby going to be?” That’s right, there were people in the Royal Family who wondered what shade Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor was going to be. As everyone looks at Prince Charles and Prince William, Oprah let us know to cross THE QUEEN and extra messy Prince Philip off the list of suspects. And Buckingham Palace is getting pressured to look into the Case of the Racist Royal.