Category: #tooktotwitteragain

Twitter Is Running On The Fumes As Hundreds More Employees Jump Ship

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Over the past few days, doom-scrolling Twitter has taken on an entirely new meaning. It’s actually kind of been fun, but then again, I have none of Elon Musk’s beluga-hued skin in the game. But according to Business Insider, the Titanic memes and hashtags like #RIPTwitter, #Twitteroff, and #Twittershutdown being gleefully shared probably hit differently for the hundreds of employees who Elon hadn’t already fired as they watch Twitter sink, circling the very drain that Elon walked in with just three weeks before. All the while, Elon’s been working “morning to night, seven days a week,” doing everything in his power to assure the few remaining employees who hadn’t already resigned after yesterday’s ultimatum deadline that they’re a big joke to him by posting dank memes, featuring himself, at their expense, and locking everybody out of their offices until Monday.

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Kim Kardashian Claims She Finally Ended Her Marriage To Kanye West Because He Was Three Tweets To The Wind

March 27, 2021 / Posted by:

Kanye West, 43, may have lost his marriage to Kim Kardashian, 40, due to the tense and damning flurry of tweets he’d made in July, 2020, including calling his then-MIL, Kris Jenner, Kris Jong-Un and accusing the Kardashians of “white supremacy.” At least this is what Kim is claiming, and we’re not supposed to believe that she’s simply tired of having to play dress-up in any of the skintight but casually sporty fashion fails from his Yeezy collections.

It’s not exactly a reach to understand why Kim was torn about not serving two masters and having to go full Sophie’s Choice with the whole mess. The final season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is milking this divorce story arc for everything it’s worth, because of course.

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Bethenny Frankel Walked Back Her Criticism Of Meghan Markle After Having Seen The Oprah Interview

March 8, 2021 / Posted by:

Bethenny Frankel sounded like a real Bitter Betty yesterday when she hopped on Twitter to bitch about Meghan Markle ahead of Oprah’s big pinkies and middle fingers up afternoon tea session with Meghan and Prince Harry. She’s sorry now, but hours before the interview aired Bethanny #TookToTwitter writing that she was unmoved by “the plight of being a game show host” with “tiaras & 7 figure weddings” who is “fetching 7 m for interviews.” I was like, who pissed in your Cheerios, but then realized Bethanny probably uses SkinnyGirl vodka for her cereal and wouldn’t know the difference.

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The “Shrek” Writer Who Compared “Anti-Vax” With The N-Word Has Apologized

November 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Terry Rossio, that dude who wrote Shrek, could have just sat there and ate his rice, but he didn’t. Instead, he mounted his metaphoric steed and #tooktotwitter to metaphorically go to battle for literal anti-vaxxers claiming that the term “anti-vax” is as harmful and offensive as the n-word. Unsurprisingly, this comparison was met with derision and disgust, especially since he oh-so-boldly just went ahead and wrote out “nigger” in its entirety. You would think a person who writes for a living would have a better understanding about how words and language work, but nah. But don’t worry, Terry says he now understands that that word has “no place in any conversation, ever”. So while he still thinks the eradication of polio is a bad idea, he has learned “something”.

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