Category: Marketing Stunt

The Horror Movie “Terrifier 2” Is Causing People To Faint And Vomit In Theaters

October 16, 2022 / Posted by:

The next time you step into your local cinema and get that sticky floor feeling with every step, be aware that it might not be spilled Coca-Cola. There’s a new film out for the Halloween season, and it’s supposedly getting everyone sick all over the place. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the movies! The horror flick in question is Terrifier 2, and according to viewers (or the press team, depending on how much you believe this stuff), is so graphic that some people have passed out or thrown up on themselves. Ah, the smell of sawdust and last night’s chicken pot pie really adds to the date night ambiance.

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Jonathan Van Ness Responds To The Backlash Surrounding Their “Queerbaiting” Promo Stunt With Antoni Porowski

September 19, 2022 / Posted by:

As mentioned in Crumbs last week, Queer Eye’s Jonathan Van Ness and Antoni Porowski were accused of queerbaiting while promoting their new pet food company, Yummers. Wait, can queer people queerbait? I’ll let you be the judge, as we deep dive into the JVN + Antoni Faking A Relationship To Sell Yummers Saga! Heads up: if you’re recovering from any kind of eye surgery, I’d advise you to skip this one, cuz your peepers will undoubtedly be rollin’… Continue reading

Lil Nas X Gave Birth To A Healthy Baby Album Named “Montero”

September 17, 2021 / Posted by:

HEAVILY PREGNANT no more! At around midnight, Lil Nas X shot his debut album out his bussy, and Montero was born. The Gay Agenda is a godparent! Or maybe a satanparent, considering the father’s proclivities. Or should I say pole-liclivites. You know, because of the stripper pole to Satan’s cock pipeline? Either way, Lil Nas celebrated his album’s debut in the silliest way possible, keeping the pregnancy gag going all the way to the delivery room, because he has no damn sense. But what he lacks in sense, he more than makes up for in gumption. In the delivery video, a mini dance break occurs when DaBaby slides out of Lil Nas’s bussy. He also released a surprisingly poignant video for the single That’s What I Want, directed by Bad Bunny’s creative director Stillz.

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Open Post: Hosted By The KFC Pop-Up Hotel In London

August 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Being left out of the conversation during The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 must have been devastating for the marketing department at KFC. So, rather than simply make a sandwich that people are excited to eat, they’ve reached back into their bag of corporate stunts. Previous stunts included an 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog and chicken-scented platform Crocs which have cost Michael K tens of thousands of dollars in experimental electroconvulsive therapy treatments. For their most recent stunt, KFC is pulling a Taco Bell by opening a pop-up hotel in London where the rooms look like a cross between a greasy brothel, and what’s behind a random door that Satan makes you pick when you first arrive in hell. There’s also a button you can push for all-you-can-eat chicken delivered to your room. So welcome to the House of Harlan where you can check out any time you want, but you can never thieve. The chicken. Because it’s already free.

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Jake Paul Snatched Floyd Mayweather’s Hat Triggering A Brawl At His Brother Logan Paul’s Press Event

May 7, 2021 / Posted by:

26-year-old YouTube douche-bro, Logan Paul, is set to fight 44-year-old actual boxer and undefeated champion, Floyd Mayweather, on June 6. Clearly, such an activity is a  profit-driven publicity stunt, because who the shit wants to see that in any sort of real fighting-quality comparison? And so when there was a press event about it, shit got messy. How messy? Well, 24-year-old Jake Paul was there too and so that compounds the Paul-family chaos, and since he’s the younger brother he has even less impulse-control than Logan and he went ahead and snatched Floyd’s hat off his head at one point, triggering a brawl. At least that’s what these stunt queens want us to think. I smell a stunt, a plot, a ruse, and a charade. And with a large dash of doucheness.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Amber Alert For Chucky And His Son, Glen

January 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Typically an Amber Alert scares the hell out of you by shaking you awake and out of a hot sex dream at 2:56 a.m. on a workday, hours before you have to actually get up. You try to get your heart rate back down, curse the premature ending of your vivid fuck moments with a cute co-worker in the supply room next to the case of Post-It Notes, and maybe even think some stressed but good thoughts for the missing child and their terrified family. That’s how it usually goes.

On Friday, some Texas residents were faced with a different kind of terror surrounding an Amber Alert, for Chucky, the alleged dollnapper, and Glen, the abductee. Three alerts, in fact.

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