Do you love burritos that destroy your stomach with just one bite? Do you love hideous shoes that turn your stomach simply by looking at them? Then YOU are the target audience for some advertising agency’s thrilling idea of bringing Taco Bell and Crocs together. Feet + tacos = million-dollar revenue!
Open Post: Hosted By Fan-Created McDonald’s Ice Cream Sandwiches Made Out Of McFlurries And Hash Browns
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put crunchy grease AND a cold dessert into your mouth at the same time? Hold on to your butts because TikTok’s got another horrible food item to test your gag reflex. The app’s food scientists have declared that today’s hottest combo is slopping some Oreo McFlurry in between two slabs of hash browns. Is this the Luther Vandross special but the dessert version? Just because you can make something, doesn’t mean you should.
While I love me a nice ice cream, I find it hard to spend too much on a gourmet flavor when I’m just as happy eating a plain vanilla cone. It’s the curse of having a Neanderthal palate. If you’re someone like me who believes that a $6-$8 Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey is a tad too indulgent, then you are not the core audience for Byakuya. If you’re looking to blow over $6000 on ice cream, then this scoop’s for you!
Two of the greatest joys in life are 1) eating chocolate and 2) eating cheese. The pleasure one derives when biting into a decadent yet creamy piece of chocolate or cramming a triple-cheese pizza into your mouth cannot be compared. Knowing this simple fact of life, gourmet chocolate company Compartés decided to use this knowledge for evil and create an unholy combination: the TruffVel. And it’s just in time for Mother’s Day (if you hate your mom)!
I’m going to assume when you have a lot of mouths to feed, you need to come up with the most efficient way to make sure you’re not the mom your kid discusses neglect about with their therapist. And one New York mother of 12, Alicia Dougherty, thought she created a cheat code for feeding her family by crafting a huge nacho bowl inside of a kiddie pool. But the internet thinks otherwise and immediately chastised her for her lazy culinary attempt.
Last week, the New Jersey-iest mystery to have ever happen happened: hundreds of pounds of different varieties of pasta were dumped in a wooded area next to a creek. And though the mess was cleared away, no one has come forward to take the far-FALLE. Perhaps NJ’s own Chris Christie’s wettest dream of the Olive Garden bringing back the Never-ending Pasta Bowl came true!