Category: KFC

Open Post: Hosted By The Most Hated Fast Food Chains In The World

September 25, 2021 / Posted by:

When I was younger, I could roll into any fast-food chain after a night of drinking and slobber all over a greasy, lukewarm burger and No. 2 pencil-sized stiff cold-ass french fries until I eventually passed out with my joystick in my hand. My PlayStation joystick, ya pervs! Get your minds out of the gutter. And speaking of gutters, that’s where most fast food chains forged some of our most beloved meals, but not without consequences. Apparently, according to the number of tweets, KFC has risen to the top ranks of the most hated fast food franchise in the world. However, here in America, Domino’s Pizza is the most hated franchise in all the land.

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Open Post: Hosted By The KFC Pop-Up Hotel In London

August 6, 2021 / Posted by:

Being left out of the conversation during The Great Chicken Sandwich Wars of 2019 must have been devastating for the marketing department at KFC. So, rather than simply make a sandwich that people are excited to eat, they’ve reached back into their bag of corporate stunts. Previous stunts included an 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog and chicken-scented platform Crocs which have cost Michael K tens of thousands of dollars in experimental electroconvulsive therapy treatments. For their most recent stunt, KFC is pulling a Taco Bell by opening a pop-up hotel in London where the rooms look like a cross between a greasy brothel, and what’s behind a random door that Satan makes you pick when you first arrive in hell. There’s also a button you can push for all-you-can-eat chicken delivered to your room. So welcome to the House of Harlan where you can check out any time you want, but you can never thieve. The chicken. Because it’s already free.

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Open Post: Hosted By KFC Singapore’s Fried Chicken Shelled Taco

March 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Delish says there’s a new fast food craze out in the world, but this one is international so us North Americans will just have to imagine it. KFC has come up with a new product in their Singapore restaurants. I’m sure you know that KFC and Taco Bell are owned by the same company. Well, the two came together to create the Kentaco, a fried chicken taco And it’s not a taco with friend chicken in it. It’s a taco whose shell is a fried chicken. Blood pressure be damned, time to fuck things up!  Continue reading

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The Internet Made Fun of Kanye West For Leaving Kim Kardashian In An Elevator With Their Bags

February 21, 2020 / Posted by:

The hot new sickness crossing the ocean is Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s lurrrv. The couple were recently in Paris when fans filmed them making out in an elevator. When the elevator doors opened, and Kanye realized they were being filmed (yes, I’m sure Kimye had no clue they’d attract attention by sucking face in a public glass elevator), he giggled and sheepishly exited… leaving Kim standing there with all their designer shopping bags as the doors closed behind him. HA!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Unholy Union Of KFC And Crocs

February 13, 2020 / Posted by:

Just when you thought that Crocs couldn’t get any more attractive and fashionable, and really make you look like sex on rubber, they found a way to really prove you wrong. For those of you who love Crocs and love KFC chicken, here’s a deliciously gorgeous way to show off your infatuation…. as you get your ass (or in this case, feet) attacked by random dogs and flies.

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