Lil Nas X Gave Birth To A Healthy Baby Album Named “Montero”

September 17, 2021 / Posted by:

HEAVILY PREGNANT no more! At around midnight, Lil Nas X shot his debut album out his bussy, and Montero was born. The Gay Agenda is a godparent! Or maybe a satanparent, considering the father’s proclivities. Or should I say pole-liclivites. You know, because of the stripper pole to Satan’s cock pipeline? Either way, Lil Nas celebrated his album’s debut in the silliest way possible, keeping the pregnancy gag going all the way to the delivery room, because he has no damn sense. But what he lacks in sense, he more than makes up for in gumption. In the delivery video, a mini dance break occurs when DaBaby slides out of Lil Nas’s bussy. He also released a surprisingly poignant video for the single That’s What I Want, directed by Bad Bunny’s creative director Stillz.

Here’s the video of Montero’s birth. **TW** juicy fart noises.

So fucking stupid. Which is my favorite kind of stupid after hella dumb. Like these billboards he had put up around LA are hella dumb.

As reported by Pitchfork, Montero “includes the singles “Montero (Call Me by Your Name),” “Sun Goes Down,” and the Jack Harlow–featuring “Industry Baby,” plus collaborations with Megan Thee Stallion, Elton John, Miley Cyrus, and Doja Cat.” Here’s the Friday Night Lights cum Brokeback Mountain meets Kill Bill’s The Bride video for That’s What I Want.

I mean, the acting is terrible but the heart’s right there! In fact, Montero received high praise from critics with Rolling Stone calling it “a subversive delight.” And Variety praised Lil Nas’ vulnerability and the album’s delivery of themes of loneliness with “deceptively upbeat, pop-leaning beats.”

Whether he’s posting fake pregnancy photos or courting controversy with eye-popping visuals, Lil Nas X’s mastery of viral marketing is peerless. In some ways, however, the music has felt like an afterthought. On his debut album, “Montero,” Nas corrects that oversight. He digs deeper lyrically, opening up about the loneliness of growing up gay and his struggle for self-acceptance, and spreads his wings musically. The 22-year-old deftly pivots from hip-hop to pop, even sprinkling in some jangly guitars, with a little help from famous friends including Elton John, Megan Thee Stallion, Doja Cat and Miley Cyrus.

With its genre-stretching approach and refreshingly honest exploration of love and loneliness, Nas reminds us that he’s a musical force to be reckoned with. Perhaps more importantly, “Montero” hints that the rapper is ready to give voice to the fears and longings of a generation of queer kids.

And so it seems, congratulations are well and truly in order! I’m glad he didn’t have an ugly baby after all that. Sounds like it’s kind of cute. And I hope he thought to put adult diapers for himself on his baby registry (which links to a list of 13 LGBTQ and HIV advocacy organizations you can donate to) for his leaky bussy. Because childbirth is NOT for the faint of heart.

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