Open Post: Hosted By The Unholy Union Of KFC And Crocs
Just when you thought that Crocs couldn’t get any more attractive and fashionable, and really make you look like sex on rubber, they found a way to really prove you wrong. For those of you who love Crocs and love KFC chicken, here’s a deliciously gorgeous way to show off your infatuation…. as you get your ass (or in this case, feet) attacked by random dogs and flies.
CNN brings us the horrifying news that Crocs has teamed up with KFC to make you look extremely unfuckable (or extremely fuckable to fried chicken lovers with a gardener fetish). KFC Chief Marketing Officer Andrea Zahumensky said in a news release:
“Combining the unmistakable look of our world-famous fried chicken and signature KFC bucket, with the unparalleled comfort and style of Crocs, these shoes are what fried chicken footwear dreams are made of.”
More like a horrible nightmare for vegetarians… and Croc haters… and Croc haters who are vegetarian.
And they smell liked fried chicken:
The uniquely designed shoe has the iconic KFC red-striped bucket on the base of the Croc and comes with two attachable charms that could easily be mistaken for the real deal — they look and smell like fried chicken.
KFC x Crocs put together a hipster trailer with help from Paper Magazine:
Introducing the official Kentucky Fried Chicken licensed proprietary footwear made in collaboration with @crocs. Do not eat. Coming Spring 2020. (https://t.co/oYeRikX5lX) pic.twitter.com/bAlyBbwMOX
— KFC (@kfc) February 12, 2020
Lucky for you, they will be available for purchase this spring for the low and affordable price of $59.99. And since this is the darkest timeline, I’m sure another fast food company and Ninth Circle shoemaker will join forces to do outdo KFC and Crocs. Your move Long John Silver’s x UGG.
Pic: KFC