I knew it was only a matter of time until one of those Popeyes chicken sandwiches led to a death. I just thought it would be from clogged arteries and didn’t think it would get to the place where someone got killed over such chicken fried stupidity. How naive of me, I know. A man has been stabbed dead over a Popeyes chicken sandwich. Really people? It’s a $3.99 sandwich! Someone will likely go to jail now! Worth it? Apparently, I’ve heard that sandwich is delicious.
People will sue over it. They’ll wait in lines for it. And they’ll kill over it. The Popeyes chicken sandwich ridiculousness continues, in the most unnecessary way , as a man has now died over this shit. This sandwich was back in stock for one day before it led to a stabbing death. Is this really what’s going to be the undoing of society? A high-fat chicken sandwich? …I need to taste this fucking sandwich. One man in Maryland now never will, because he died after getting into an altercation with someone in a lineup.
TMZ says a man in line at a Popeyes in Prince George’s County, Maryland got into it with someone else when they cut in front of him, or the other cut in front–it’s not clear. And also irrelevant. They decided this heated argument was important enough to take it outside. And outside they went. And one of them, a 28-year-old man, got stabbed and later died at the hospital.
People says that Jennifer Donelan, the Director of Media Relations with Prince George’s County Police, told them that a brawl broke out inside the Popeyes on Livingston Road Monday night and shit got real:
“The altercation grew so out of control that it moved outside of the restaurant where an adult male was brutally stabbed to death.”
There are sources who confirm this altercation was “in connection with the sale of the chicken sandwich.”
Police have made no arrests since the suspect has not been identified but they hope to and if it was a brawl someone saw something, and someone will be upset their friend died for $3.99.
This is so ridiculous. We should not be killing each other over sandwiches. But we are, getting into fights left right and centre. Here’s a compilation of Popeyes sandwich brawls past and present:
It’s moments like this I think, “If aliens exist, they aren’t talking to us.” You know? Like, why would they? We might stab them over a chicken sandwich.