Category: Margaret Qualley

Shia LaBeouf Was Seen Making Out With Margaret Qualley At LAX

December 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Two months ago, Shia LaBeouf and Margaret Qualley appeared in the music video for “Love Me Like You Hate Me,” for her sister, Rainey Qualley, aka Rainsford, and in it, Shia and Margaret got naked, did some interpretive dancing, had some implied sex, etc…. According to internet rumors, Shia and Margaret might have had something going on at the time, but they also could have just been acting when they looked so comfortable rubbing their bodies together. Well, maybe acting skill wasn’t the reason after all. Because Shia and Margaret were seen making out in public.

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Shia LaBeouf And Margaret Qualley Got Naked In The Name Of High Art

October 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Style-wise, I’m completely obsessed with Shia LaBeouf. Sometimes, he bolts out of the house to grab a coffee dressed for a Daytona 500 tailgate party; sometimes it looks more like he’s on his way to join the picket lines at a sanitation workers’ sit-in. And then occasionally he just says “fuck it!” and mixes lumberjack chic with Day-Glo prints and a greasy rattail. And underneath all that Central Florida Nascar fan cosplay, he’s a Museum of Shitty Tattoos. Because I watched this short, which features him and actress/Andie MacDowell’s daughter/park trespasser Margaret Qualley as a couple in a fucked-up relationship (these two were perfectly cast btw), titled “Love Me Like You Hate Me” and, honestly, after digesting all 9½ minutes of it, I hate myself the most.

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Andie MacDowell And Her Two Daughters Were Caught Allegedly Trespassing In A Los Angeles Park

April 21, 2020 / Posted by:

The MacDowell crime family are as ruthless and sinister as they are bumbling and inept. On Friday, Andie MacDowell and her two notorious daughters, Margaret and Rainey Qualley, set out to bring the population of Los Angeles to its knees by flouting quarantine and sneaking into a park to walk their hellhounds, Ava Gardner and Books. The MacDowells were, of course, caught red-handed when they were photographed by Page Six leaving the scene of the crime, the Audubon Center in Debs Park. The images of the MacDowells scooting on their butts under a locked gate, wearing white pants and shirts, Andie is an oversized straw hat, would almost be comical if their crimes weren’t so heinous. As it stands, we should all just be thankful that the only victim (THIS TIME!) was the law. Well, not the “law” exactly, but a hastily printed sign taped to a gate that reads “Park Closed Until April 30. Sorry for the inconvenience.” If it’s any consolation, a subsequent attempt to cover up the crime, blew up in Andie’s face.

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Modesty Reigned Supreme On The SAG Awards Red Carpet

January 20, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know which Project Runway reject fucked up the Overstock.com bedsheet challenge this badly either. And to think, we were so worried about Lizzo getting her juice all over the folding chairs at The Staples Center, we forgot to worry about potential coochie-contact with the upholstered seats at the Shrine Auditorium. However, Sarah Hyland’s short and confusing floral 4th of July bunting skirt was an outlier. For the most part, the outfits on display at last night’s Screen Actors’ Guild Awards were a lot more conservative, ranging from the tiered ruffles and billowy chiffon of a modest religious sect, to tailored suits. On ladies! Hollywood is confusing.

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Andie MacDowell Thinks Her Daughter, Margaret Qualley, And Pete Davidson Have A Beautiful Relationship

September 30, 2019 / Posted by:

My father-in-law is an Andie MacDowell SUPER fan. He’s basically a Juggalo and she is his Insane Clown Posse. So….I’m not sure how to break the news that Andie MacDowell is clearly not in a right state of mind, because she has just said that she’s “happy” that her daughter, Margret Qualley, is dating Pete Davidson and that they have a “nice” and “beautiful” relationship. Maybe Andie thinks that her daughter is rebelling against her ass by dating Pete, so if she pulls some reverse psychology shit and approves of the relationship, Margaret will dump him out of frustration that she didn’t piss Andie off. Yeah, that must be it.

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