Shia LaBeouf And Margaret Qualley Got Naked In The Name Of High Art

October 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Style-wise, I’m completely obsessed with Shia LaBeouf. Sometimes, he bolts out of the house to grab a coffee dressed for a Daytona 500 tailgate party; sometimes it looks more like he’s on his way to join the picket lines at a sanitation workers’ sit-in. And then occasionally he just says “fuck it!” and mixes lumberjack chic with Day-Glo prints and a greasy rattail. And underneath all that Central Florida Nascar fan cosplay, he’s a Museum of Shitty Tattoos. Because I watched this short, which features him and actress/Andie MacDowell’s daughter/park trespasser Margaret Qualley as a couple in a fucked-up relationship (these two were perfectly cast btw), titled “Love Me Like You Hate Me” and, honestly, after digesting all 9½ minutes of it, I hate myself the most.

According to IndieWire, the film in question, shot by cinematographer, Natasha Braier, is technically a long-form music video for Rainsford, better known as Rainey Qualley––Margaret’s sister. And it depicts the ups and downs of a damaged relationship––but with nudity and shower boners. Okay, but you’re not getting me naked to appear in my sister’s music video (stars: they’re NOTHING like us).

The video, which also features choreography from Los Angeles-based JA Collective and music production from Rainey and Cameron Hale, was made public yesterday on Vimeo. And Rainey uploaded sexy stills to her Instagram with the earnest caption:

“Please watch it. It’s filled with love and pain and tenderness and rage and real pieces of my heart,”

This isn’t Shia’s first time appearing nude and doing sex stuff with his on-screen co-stars. He was in that super depressing Lars Von Trier flick “Nymphomaniac” (again, definitely not what I was expecting when I tuned in). And Margaret has done a ton of big movies already, so, I guess, consider this her own “arthouse” phase. And the gossip Instagram account DeauxMoi has heard that Margaret and Shia were a thing for a minute before he went back to his on-and-off-again wife Mia Goth. So yup, Margaret must love the smell of tattooed douche.

Check out the masterful work of art in its entirety below. It’s pretty NSFW (but honestly, who’s at work?)

Pic: Vimeo

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