Pete Davidson And Margaret Qualley Are Done After Two Months

Curable STD enthusiast Pete Davidson and actress/Andie MacDowell’s daughter Margaret Qualley were a thing for a minute, but sadly for Margaret, Pete, and Pete’s (allegedly) huge slong, they’re no longer.

via Us Weekly:

It’s over for Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley. The twosome have called it quits after a whirlwind romance, Us Weekly can exclusively reveal.

“They remain friends,” a source close to the former couple told Us on Thursday, October 17.

There’s no word on how Andie MacDowell is taking the news of her daughter’s break up, but like us, she’s probably soaking up her pillows while crying out tears over the end of true love. But seriously, hopefully this means she no longer has to suffer through pre-recorded videos from Pete to her, and they can go on through life without every talking. Andie claimed she was happy that her daughter was dating Pete and they have a “nice” and “beautiful” relationship. Which…. I guess good on Andie for not getting worked up about a relationship that she knew wouldn’t last a full season of Saturday Night Live.

That said, it seems like an easy break up as there’s no tattoos to cover up, no engagement rings to give back, and most importantly, no custody fights over a pig son! As clean a break as one could hope for really! Pete can go back to living with mom and trying to get himself and her laid. And Margaret could plan a night out with friends, do some karaoke to “thank u, next“, work on a burn book, and then…..maybe just check in on her ex hot director piece Cary Fukunaga?! Oh, and Margaret should try to find some time to block Pete’s number from Andie’s phone, because you know Pete’s going to try to hit her up.

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