Category: Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan Really Wants You To Get Into NFTs
I’ve seen stories about how the whole NFT bubble is about to burst and rich people are going to soon cash out so they don’t lose a ton of money, but here’s Lindsay Lohan talking about how she just sold an NFT for $85,000 and how you should be getting into NFTs too! I mean, why not take the advice of noted financial and tech guru Lindsay Lohan who relies on a career of making money through unhinged TikTok advertisements?
Michael Lohan Was Arrested For Patient Brokering, While Lindsay Lohan Reveals She’s Employed Again
Here are two polar opposite Lohan family member stories. On the one hand, we’ve got Michael Lohan, getting arrested again. This time for allegedly running a rehab patient brokering scam in, where else, Florida. And on the polar opposite end of the spectrum, there’s his daughter Lindsay Lohan, breaking with family tradition by revealing that she has good news worth sharing: she got a job! And unlike her dad, her job is legit and not illegal.
Open Post: Hosted By Lindsay Lohan Dropping Her New Song As An NFT
It feels like eons since the foaming fount of freckled ginger messbiscuitry that is 34-year-old Lindsay Lohan has darkened our doorstep with any of her jet-setting, grifting shenanigans. Most of us are still too dazzled by her mature handling of the child-trafficking caper in Russia, savvy management style for Lohan Beach House, and expert tackling of mother Dina Lohan and her catfish fiancé, to ready ourselves for more streams of genius that flow aggressively from her brainpan. Wait, did someone just mention aggressive flow and not in the context of a “boyfriend”? Mischief, thou art afoot. Lindsay: “Foot fetishes are twenty dollars extra.”
Today’s installment in the “If I throw enough shady business scams against the wall, something’s gotta stick, right?” life of LiLo is in the form of an NFT, or non-fungible token.
Lindsay Lohan Encouraged A Fan To Come Out To Her Parents, But Now Wants The Video Taken Down
Lindsay Lohan is a famous actress who is going to be in a thriller movie with Mickey Rourke soon, and then it’s next step: Oscar nominations. But before she gets “Oscar-Nominated Actress”-money for her role in Cursed, she’s been making coins by filming Cameos for people. She charges $400 per Cameo which is honestly more than a studio would pay her at this point, so good for her. And lucky for us, right now it’s half-off! Pandemic prices! But one such Cameo, which is a video of LiLo heartfully encouraging a woman to come out to her parents on her own, has turned into Lindsay asking the woman to take the video down because it’s private. I mean, what? If anything she should be trying to get that weird as Hell “dirty little stinker” video scrubbed from the internet. Why focus on this?
Lindsay Lohan Appeared In A Bizarre TikTok Ad
Yesterday TikTok users spotted a disturbing video on their TikTok pages. Or their feeds. I’m not sure. As someone in their thirties, I’m too old to legally download the app. The video was of Lindsay Lohan babbling nonsense about farting, salvation, and being a “dirty little stinker”. No, she’s not on bath salts (as far as we know). Apparently, it’s an ad for something called the “Church of Famera”. Please let LiLo be the Tom Cruise messiah of a new fart cult, oh pleeease!
Taylor Swift Sent A Hand-Embroidered Baby Blanket To New Mom Katy Perry
In case you’ve been living under a rock the last couple years, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry finally ended their very public feud, cementing their status as legendary feminist icons totally above petty Bad Blood and that Swish Swish, Bish shit. Recently the two have elevated their relationship from “not enemies” to “actually kinda friends”, as evidenced by Taylor sending Katy a hand-embroidered blanket for her three-week-old daughter Daisy Dove Bloom.