Lindsay Lohan Wants Her Mom To Dump The Catfisher

February 12, 2019 / Posted by:

When Dina Lohan revealed her plans to marry a man she’s never seen before, I knew that Catfish co-creator Nev Schulman would get involved to help a fellow attention whore out in the name of attention. Well, if Nev’s extra messy special of Catfish starring Dina ever happens, expect fellow MTV train wreck Lindsay Lohan to make an appearance.

The over-the-top snoozefest that is Celebrity Big Brother is thankfully coming to an end this week and many fans are still concerned that Dina’s new man likes to remain incognito in San Francisco. Especially Lindsay. Entertainment Tonight reports that while people were sending Dina well wishes as she gets closer to securing the bag from winning CBB at one point Lindsay also tweeted her support, with an extra special message for her upcoming step-father to be.

On Monday, Lindsay acknowledged the situation by commenting on a post promoting the finale week of Celebrity Big Brother on the CBS show’s official Instagram account.

“@dinalohan so proud of you mommy! But no more weird #catfish. Please,” Lindsay wrote.

Instagram users then piped in with their two cents, with one responding, “Yess you have to do something about that!! Go Dina!”

Aww, so touching. However, the tone of Lindsay’s comment is about as warm as a cup of ice inside a deep freezer. Did she not know that her mother was in a five year relationship with some faceless dude in San Francisco? It almost sounds like this is the first time she’s hearing about it, even though Dina has probably been texting her for years with, “I think I met the one,” but Lindsay probably thought she was talking about a better supplier for boogie sugar.

And as far as CBB is concerned, Dina has pretty much done nothing all season and will probably win. And when she does I hope her new man is there with flowers and candy right before Dina sicks her bodyguards on him screaming, “Who the hell are you!” That’s your new man bitch! Now give him a kiss and start your new life together because half of that check is his.


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