Category: Feminist Hero

James Cameron Says His Pregant Na’vi Warrior In “Avatar: The Way Of Water” Is “The Last Bastion For Female Empowerment”

December 16, 2022 / Posted by:

In addition to the dazzling images on a huge aquamarine screen that James Cameron has promised us, he also promises that Avatar: The Way of Water does more to depict “female empowerment” than “Wonder Woman and Captain Marvel” because one of the blue aliens he made up in his mind is “a female warrior who’s six months pregnant.” OK, James! We see you. Female empowerment hasn’t had a champion this dedicated to the cause since the last time James declared his strong female lead unfuckable. You see, unlike that big-tittied strumpet Wonder Woman, Sarah Connor in The Terminator had “pure grit” where her Double-Ds should be. Back then, James’ brand of feminism earned him an Amazonian pimp slap from across the universe from THEE Ms. Lynda Carter, who said to James, “you poor soul,” “STOP IT.” Now I’m going to need somebody to please go get Lynda her Bracelets of Submission; she’s gonna need them again.

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Taylor Swift Sent A Hand-Embroidered Baby Blanket To New Mom Katy Perry

September 14, 2020 / Posted by:

In case you’ve been living under a rock the last couple years, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry finally ended their very public feud, cementing their status as legendary feminist icons totally above petty Bad Blood and that Swish Swish, Bish shit. Recently the two have elevated their relationship from “not enemies” to “actually kinda friends”, as evidenced by Taylor sending Katy a hand-embroidered blanket for her three-week-old daughter Daisy Dove Bloom.

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Meghan Markle Says That Prince Harry Identifies As A Feminist

August 27, 2020 / Posted by:

This is great news for anyone who has ever daydreamed of Prince Harry wearing a This Is What A Feminist Looks Like t-shirt. This revelation comes courtesy of Meghan Markle, who recently sat down for an interview with feminist icon Gloria Steinem to talk about the upcoming biopic, The Glorias (which is about Gloria Steinem over the course of her life), as well as why it’s important to vote in the November election. Uh oh, someone prepare Piers Morgan’s Valium dosage accordingly, Meghan is talking politics again.

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Russell Brand Has Opinions On Cardi B And Megan Thee Stallion’s Video For “WAP”

August 16, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been a minute since I’ve heard the name Russell Brand––and probably for good reason as the comedian, ex-husband of Katy Perry and former sex addict is back…and making a full-blown ass of himself online by, what many are claiming is, mansplaining Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s video for WAP. Not only does Russell compare it to porn, but he even throws in a few mind-melting comparisons to Thatcherism.

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Katy Perry Says She And Taylor Swift Ended Their Feud To Set A Good Example For Young Girls

July 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Gloria Steinem. Angela Davis. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. Nellie McClung. Malala Yousafzai. Audre Lorde. Ruth Bader Ginsberg. Every single one of these famous feminists is total fucking shit compared to Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. Because they chose to end their five-year-long feud to set a positive example for young women. At least that’s what Katy claims in a new interview with Howard Stern.

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Feminist Hero Harvey Weinstein Wants To Remembered As A Man Who Helped Women In The Industry

December 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Harvey Weinstein has clearly done a lot of self-reflection and soul searching because he wants the world to know that he should be remembered as a feminist icon who deserves a pat on the back for how much he has done for women in the industry. Obviously, his words, not mine. Or anyone else’s on the planet. I can’t even begin to process the level delusion and narcissism it takes to say those words. It’s like Jeffery Dahmer saying, “I would really like to be remembered as an amazing chef.

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