Category: Cameo
Donald Trump Jr. Is Now Selling Cameos For $500 A Piece
Well, Donald Trump Jr. has gotten himself the same kind of highly esteemed gig that only the absolute Triple A-caliber of the A-list get involved with: Cameo. That’s right, Don Jr. must have seen that Kevin From The Office made over a million dollars in Cameos and assumed he could have the same kind of relevance. Hilarious to think that this shit-stain could think himself as relevant and in-demand as a background character from a comedy series that hasn’t been on the air in eight years, but he’s really trying it!
Brian Baumgartner, Who Played Kevin On “The Office,” Is Cameo’s #1 Earner For 2020
Cameo. It’s a service where you can pay to have your favorite C to Z-List celebrities give your loved ones a special shout out. A lot of people use them for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, etc. Hell, some dudes even use it to propose to their girlfriends (note to my future fiancé – DO NOT DO THIS). But who’s the King/Queen of Cameo? Nope, it’s not Lindsay Lohan ($215). It’s actually Brian Baumgartner ($195), who played Kevin on The Office. Cameo’s CEO, Steven Galanis, revealed that Brian has earned over a million dollars from Cameos in 2020 alone!
Lindsay Lohan Appeared In A Bizarre TikTok Ad
Yesterday TikTok users spotted a disturbing video on their TikTok pages. Or their feeds. I’m not sure. As someone in their thirties, I’m too old to legally download the app. The video was of Lindsay Lohan babbling nonsense about farting, salvation, and being a “dirty little stinker”. No, she’s not on bath salts (as far as we know). Apparently, it’s an ad for something called the “Church of Famera”. Please let LiLo be the Tom Cruise messiah of a new fart cult, oh pleeease!
Jeremy Piven Is Charging $15,000 For A 10-Minute Zoom Call
Jeremy Piven has kept a low-profile since being allegedly blackballed by Hollywood. Jeremy “took one for the team” when he was accused of some #MeToo sexual grossness, but then passed a lie detector test after claiming innocence. His career has been in the shit can ever since and his IMDB page is filled with third-tier movies that are in post-production. One is called Crabs In The Bucket, which is a fitting title for a Jeremy Piven movie.
Well, Jeremy probably can’t get a movie producer to pay him $15,000 for 10 minutes of work, so he’s looking to the people for that and is now hawking $15,000 Zoom calls on Cameo.