Category: Lindsay Lohan
HarperCollins Is Suing Lindsay Lohan For Breach Of Contract
Someone really thought that Lindsay Lohan was going to sit her ass down and “write” a whole book, or at least sit down for five minutes with a ghostwriter who would put her ramblings into a coherent string of paragraphs. But publishing house HarperCollins decided to roll the dice and gave her a $365,000 advance. Play stupid games, win silly prizes. To be fair to HC, they signed the deal in 2014, and back then, Lindsay was actually writing some interesting stuff. The book never manifested and now they’re suing. Luckily for Lindsay, she’ll be able to easily settle up with HC because she’s started a new business venture. And Lindsay Lohan hasn’t tanked a business yet!
Katie Couric Hosted A “Parent Trap” Reunion
Because there’s nothing else going on during this never-ending pandemic hellscape, Katie Couric hosted a throwback Zoom reunion of The Parent Trap. Ahem, the The Parent Trap *remake* from 1998. Not the 1961 original. That particular reunion would consist of 74-year-old Hayley Mills talking to a mirror, because most of that cast is dancing to “Let’s Get Together” in heaven.
Here’s who showed up: actors Lindsay Lohan (wow, what a get!) Dennis Quaid, Elaine Hendrix, Lisa Ann Walter, Simon Kunz, director Nancy Meyers and writer-producer Charles Shyer. Since network television is totally over, it was hosted by Katie on her Instagram page.
Lindsay Lohan Might Be Maid Of Honor At Dina Lohan’s Wedding To The Guy She Still Hasn’t Met
Undisputed Mother of the Century, fine dining connoisseur and general walking kryptonite to good taste, Dina Lohan is still managing to grab onto headlines. And we thought she had topped them all last year by announcing that she had broken up with her boyfriend of 5 years, Jesse Nadler––a boyfriend she’s never met in person. Well, the tides turned in 2020 (probably the only person whose year has featured mostly high points) and the frequent DWI collector turned sober homemaker is getting married. To the same guy. And she STILL hasn’t met him in person.
And, as if the wedding wasn’t going to be glamorous enough, Lindsay Lohan will likely serve as the maid of honor. Vogue can go ahead and cancel next year’s lineup and reserve an entire six-month block of covers for what will surely be the wedding of the decade (followed by the annulment of the decade). Continue reading
Ramy Youssef Tried To Have Lindsay Lohan On His Show “Ramy” But She Ghosted Him
The second season of Hulu’s Ramy, starring comedian Ramy Youssef, debuts this Friday and like many rising shows, it managed to get some special guest stars for its new season. Such as Mia Khalifa, the woman who is called a “porn star” despite not working for long or earning that much. There was supposed to be another guest star this season but she ghosted Ramy before filming. An actress completely squandering on a job opportunity on a critically-acclaimed series? Who could that be? Lindsay Lohan? Oh… makes a lot more sense.
Lindsay Lohan Has Advice For Prince Harry And Meghan Markle On Avoiding The Paparazzi In Los Angeles
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have become peasants and moved to Los Angeles. As all peasants do during a pandemic. Now that the two former working royals are residents of the completely private mecca known as Los Angeles, the biggest star around has some advice for them. Just kidding, it’s Lindsay Lohan who gave them advice on how to avoid paparazzi. I mean, the advice is pretty simple: STOP CALLING THEM! But LiLo had more to say.
Lindsay Lohan Hosted An Instagram Live Session––And It Was A Mess
Those vitamins must be working overtime because Lindsay Lohan has been busier than ever this week. It’s almost as if some frazzled P.A. sat her down, slapped the menthol Kool out of her hand, and said, “Look, don’t fuck this up for the 400th time, okay?” After dropping a fresh turd a killer bop yesterday, Lindsay decided to promote it on Instagram Live by hosting a little impromptu Q&A session. And the results were typical Lindsay: promises, mixed with a dash of delusion, and that sultry smoker’s voice––plus a special (attempted) appearance by Mommie Dearest, Dina Lohan.