I’ve seen stories about how the whole NFT bubble is about to burst and rich people are going to soon cash out so they don’t lose a ton of money, but here’s Lindsay Lohan talking about how she just sold an NFT for $85,000 and how you should be getting into NFTs too! I mean, why not take the advice of noted financial and tech guru Lindsay Lohan who relies on a career of making money through unhinged TikTok advertisements?
LiLo isn’t the only “it” girl of the early aughts trying this latest get rich quick scheme. Paris Hilton has been all about them recently. Interview Magazine gave Lindsay an article to detail the path to NTF success. Lindsay actually released her newest single Lullaby on NFT and it sold for $85,000. Which sounds insane because you can listen to it for free on YouTube, so… why? Also, you have to see what I’m assuming was the visual she included in her NFT because bro it is so low-budget, there’s no way this NFT shit is legitimate.
Honestly, teens on TikTok have better editing skills than that. But hey, wanna listen to some NFT advice from the woman who produced the above “art?” Sure you do. She even went so far as to give you a step by step guide:
Step 1: Choose your NFT. I believe that what makes a great NFT is creating something that tells a story through a new medium. By using technology, I can now elevate my life stories and tell them in ways that are more authentic to me.
Step 2: Mint your NFT. Currently, I’m working with the right platforms to mint my works so that I can focus on creating my NFTs. Maybe in the future I might mint my own, but for now I’m happy doing it this way. Ideally, you can search a marketplace such as Rarible, which allows creators to have open access to launch their piece of art.
Step 3: Download Metamask. You’ll need a Metamask wallet with $100 worth of ETH and your art in the format of a JPEG, a GIF, or an MP4. A metamask is a more secure way to hold your NFTs and your coins or tokens. But you’ll also have extra security with an extra USB drive.
Step 4: Create your profile. Simply go to Rarible.com and connect your Metamask Wallet and follow the steps on the website to create your profile. Click on “Create,” and follow the steps to upload your art as an NFT.
Step 5: Approve the transaction using your Metamask, and within minutes your NFT will be ready for the world to explore and buy.
Step 6: Make some money. There are various ways to do it, but the best way to get discovered is to build a community from day one involving your creative persona. Give people something more than just an NFT. Access to a stronger creator-and-buyer relationship is key.
Step 7: Build a community. Once you have one, you will have selling power, and then you can use what you make to empower other smaller artists, thereby keeping the cycle going. Got it? Good luck.
This feels a little MLM-ish, but I guess Lindsay’s friends and family would rather her do this than make them go to parties where she tries to get them to sign up to become a LulaRoe ambassador.
Here are pics from LiLo’s Interview spread (featuring Photoshop):