Celebrities who aren’t Leslie Jordan really need to have a seat because your presence on social media throughout this pandemic is just not necessary. We don’t need to hear about how Justin Timberlake is struggling to raise ONE kid in the middle of a gated luxury community in Montana (although, Jessica Biel probably feels like she’s taking care of two toddlers). Sam Smith can leave their weepy selfies in the camera roll. And I definitely could have gone an entire lifetime without seeing Gal Gadot’s rich people version of thoughts and prayers. And now Justin Bieber, and his streetwear model Stepford wife, Hailey Baldwin joined their good friend, Kendall Jenner, in an Instagram livestream on Friday, where the trio managed to string together some complete sentences––some with pretty big words in them––about how important it is to acknowledge their privilege during these trying times.
ET Canada is reporting that as Hailey hovered around in the background making sad duck faces, Justin, still looking like a 47-year-old former pro-skateboarder who now sells weed by the boardwalk, let everyone know how blessed and rich they are and they shouldn’t feel bad for it since they “worked” hard for it. And yes, Justin said this in his mansion as millions of people put their health at risk while working 15+ hours a day to save lives and make sure Justin’s fridge is well stocked with organic dandelion milk.
“How blessed are we to be able to like… a lot of people obviously in this time have a crappy situation. You know, they look at us and obviously, we’ve worked hard for where we’re at, so it’s like, you can’t feel bad for the things we have,” he said.
“[We’re] so blessed,” Jenner replied. “I think about it all the time.”
Fans quickly slammed the star.
This is what celebrities look and sound like when they become starved for attention. Can’t make movies or record music anymore? Let me take some of my unscripted thoughts and share them with the world because they MUST know how I’m doing.
Absolute worms for brains… unless you're Lady Gaga or Leslie Jordan, if you're a celebrity, PLEASE LOG OFF pic.twitter.com/sgms7SsMcJ
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) April 10, 2020
really cool that j biebs takes the time out of his day to acknowledge that we are poor pic.twitter.com/azWeEpk0w9
— ya girl lou (@_louisehynes) April 6, 2020
I’m amazed that Justin is actually aware of something. Anything. Like, normally I would just assume that he thinks that everybody lives in their own hideous Judy-Jetson-bottle-depository lookin’ mansion and had their own fleet of bright purple Lamborghinis. But let’s not forget, Justin wasn’t the only star of this shit-show.
As you know, if there’s a Jenner conversing with another famous airhead about current events (other than Fashion Week), then it’s only a matter of time before they start spraying some tone-deaf bullshit of their own. According to the clip, Kendall is thinking about poor people all the time––which, let’s be honest, is quite an achievement when your two remaining brain cells are constantly fighting over which flavor of La Croix she should drink. Actually, I’m surprised Kendall didn’t say, “You know, guys, we just need to drink more Pepsi.” That contract obviously expired.
Here’s the entire “conversation,” if that’s something you want to digest today: