Category: Not Dating
John Mayer Says He Doesn’t “Really Date” Since Getting Sober
John Mayer claims that he hasn’t really dated since getting sober six years ago. He revealed this very important information on Call Me Daddy, a podcast hosted by Alex Cooper. 45-year-old John tells Alex that, without alcohol as a crutch, he lacks the “liquid courage” to go on dates. So that seemingly romantic four-hour dinner he shared with Kiernan Shipka last month? The one at the Italian restaurant, where John was spotted serenading 23-year-old Kiernan? That shit was probably platonic. Well, hopefully. John’s exact wording was “I don’t really date.” And that’s a helluva lot weaker than: “I never ever date, especially not female celebrities of the Gen-Z variety.”
Pete Davidson Has Been Hanging Out With “Great Friend” Chase Sui Wonders
Since Pete Davidson’s last fling of five minutes, Emily Ratajkowski, was recently seen canoodling with DJ Orazio Rispo, it was time for him to cheer up by finding his new “dream girl,” which it seems could be any girl with a hole, heartbeat, and SAG card. Enter an actress most haven’t heard of–Chase Sui Wonders–from a movie the two worked on together that most haven’t seen–Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. And while sources say that they’re “just great friends,” we know in Pete-speak that translates to “I’m in love! I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it!” Or at least “we’re definitely fucking.”
Anne Hathaway’s Ex, Raffaello Follieri, Said She Ghosted After He Was Arrested For Fraud In 2008
Raffaello Follieri is a name you probably haven’t heard in a while if ever at all. The 43-year-old real estate developer dated 38-year-old Anne Hathaway from 2004 to 2008 when they suddenly ended things. At the time, Raffaello had been arrested for fraud and Anne was a budding A-lister, so clearly she had to drop his ass like a hot potato. And she sure did! Raffaello told The Daily Mail that the night of his arrest was the last time he spoke to Anne and she said she loved him. Once he was arrested, she left his ass in the dust after four years together without so much as a “Goodbye.” And to that, I say: “Good for her.” Ladies, if you want to ghost someone after they commit a felony, go right ahead. Something Camille Cosby should learn.
Kendall Jenner Says That She’s In Control Of Where She Throws Her Cooch In Response To Being Passed Around By The NBA
Kendall Jenner has dated enough NBA players to fill a bench with a starting line-up and a couple of subs. And someone on social media said she’s been passed around by the NBA, and Kendall fired back that she’s not the NBA’s go-to girlfriend.
Sharon Stone Keeps Getting Reported And Blocked On Bumble After Users Think Her Profile Is Fake
Sharon Stone has suffered an injustice. Just like Andy Cohen who kept getting reported on Grindr (probably) for being an impostor, Sharon has been accused of being fraudulent on the dating app Bumble. What a crime! And I don’t mean Sharon being reported. What is wrong with the heterosexual men of the world that they are not worshiping Sharon Stone?! She has to download Bumble? You should be flocking to that famous vagine. But she is intimidating. Imagine you ask her out and she just laughs?
Ben Affleck Is Making Sure He’s “Healthy” Before Dating
Ben Affleck has decided that there is not enough room on his back for any more huge mistakes and is turning his life around. Sources are saying that Ben is embracing a clean lifestyle, spending time with his kids, and is staying away from date until he has it all the way together. The floor of Instagram today is covered with the tears of 20-something THOTs would dream of becoming Ben’s next girl.