Kim Kardashian Proved That Yes, She Does Have Food In Her House

January 9, 2020 / Posted by:

Two days ago, Kim Kardashian tried to get a little attention for her underwear company by posting an Instagram picture of herself in a bra and sweatpants next to an open fridge in her house. And the inside of the fridge looked like the inside of Kim’s head: pretty empty. The crisper was empty. Some of the shelves were empty. The only thing inside were some containers of milk. Oh, and a jug containing a questionable yellow liquid, which is very on brand for Kim, but says nothing about why a multi-millionaire has an empty fridge. Kim then posted a follow-up fridge tour to prove that she’s got plenty to eat.

Here’s the first picture of poor Kim and her sad fridge. It’s the kind of thing that made me think that maybe Kim didn’t get that waist from a diet of lipo and Photoshop, but just a lack of meals.

Shortly after Kim’s SKIMS post went up, Kim hopped into Instagram Stories and uploaded several clips of her real fridge. According to Kim, that fridge in the picture above is just the fridge for her children’s milk and juice. She also has a closet that houses a full-sized frozen yogurt machine, a panty filled with pasta and froyo toppings in glass jars instead of plastic. There’s also a full-sized fridge dedicated solely to single-serving bottles and boxes of water, and 12 lonely cans of ginger ale.

Kim then walks from her kitchen into ANOTHER KITCHEN, where a restaurant-style walk-in refrigerator lives. Inside that fridge was fresh produce, cold items, and all of Kim’s plant-based meals (Kim is vegan at the moment). I’m sure if you look close enough, you’ll see Kris Jenner in the corner next to the cold air return, catching a little on-the-house cryogenic facial treatment.

Kim also made sure to point out that included in her much larger cooking kitchen is another fridge that holds more milk and juice, and another freezer.

I am a little embarrassed for Kim. Two whole kitchen tours, and not once did she stop at a fridge stocked with nothing but tumblers of premixed iced FlatTummyTea and bottles of gummy hair vitamins? She must be saving that for a tour of her third kitchen.


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