Justin Timberlake popped in on SiriusXM’s The Morning Mash Up and was asked how this whole lockdown situation is affecting his marriage. JT, Jessica Biel, and their 5-year-old son Silas are in Montana, and the only thing he said is that he and Jessica are “commiserating” over the pain of 24-hour parenting. And I’m sure Jessica, Silas, and all the woodland creatures around them are “commiserating” over the pain of having to be around Justin Timberlake 24-hours a day – Just Jared
The paparazzi “caught” Shawn Mendes building a basketball hoop with Camila Cabello’s father and I wonder how long he practiced that over-the-shoulder “Oh gawd, you snuck up on me!” look of twink surprise in the mirror before they showed up – Lainey Gossip
Danielle Steel is currently on lockdown in her Paris apartment, and is filled to the top with bubbling nervousness and is going through it so bad that I’m sure she’ll only be able to release 300 new novels next year instead of her usual 1,000 – Celebitchy
Saturday Night Live will do an all new episode, which will probably be 99% Zoom skits and 1% Alec Baldwin as Trump, screaming at Hilaria Baldwin because he can’t get their webcam to work right – Pajiba
Santa Madea struck again and paid for the groceries of memaws and pepaws at dozens of grocery stores in Atlanta and New Orleans – SOW
Rebecca Black has come out as queer, and yes, she did it on a Friday, because she’s on brand like that – Towleroad
Lady Gaga wants Baby (Goo Goo) Gagas – Egotastic!
A PUPPEH!!!! (Oh, and Hailee Steinfeld is there too) – Popoholic