Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Chewing On Cod Sperm With Kendall Jenner
Harry Styles has taken gay-baiting to a whole new level as he’s pushing his new album. While filling in for James Corden as host of The Late Late Show, Harry and his totally real ex-girlfriend Kendall Jenner played Spill Your Guts Or Fill Your Guts. And to show the gays that he is here to play and we should buy and stream his motherfucking album, he took a room-temperature load of cod nut to the mouth.
But before Harry put fish jizz in his mouth, Kendall had to answer a manager-approved question and ranked her siblings from best to worst parent and it goes–according to her:
- Rob Kardashian – Makes sense he has the most time on his hands.
- Khloé Kardashian – Also makes sense; she ain’t got a man, what else she doing?
- Kim Kardashian – Uh… okay…
- Kylie Jenner – Yes, close to the bottom, makes sense: she focuses a lot on Bugattis.
- Kourtney Kardashian – Really? Well, she’s had them the longest, like I guess she’s over it?
I would swap Kourtney and Kim because exposing those children to Kanye West is the definition of bad parenting, but that’s just me.
Next up, Harry had to tell us what songs from his first album were about Kendall Jenner. Which everyone lost their minds at and again I was sitting there like: “You want me to believe this Shawn Mendes x Camila Cabello of 2014 shit was for real?” Instead of giving us an answer (which was probably “None”), Harry chose a shot of cod sperm. He then took the gay-baiting all the way and made a joke which will make it into every Harry Styles erotic fanfic:
“To spit or to swallow, that is the question.”
He then spit it out because Harry Styles isn’t that serious about pushing his album. But I do have to hand it to Harry for choosing to put jizz in his mouth rather than spit out some bullshit about how much Kendall Jenner meant to him.
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