Category: What A Time To Be Alive
Hailey Bieber Asked Her Fans To Stop Leaving Mean Comments To People (Presumably Selena Gomez) On Her Behalf
Hailey and Justin Bieber have been married for four years. Selena Gomez and Justin’s shambolic on/off relationship ended five years ago. Despite those circumstances not affecting anyone else’s circumstances whatsoever, there are still people on the internet who are equal parts pathetically and fervently either on “Team Jailey” or “Team Jelena.” The most recent uproar over a feud that both Hailey and Selena said doesn’t exist involved Kylie Jenner and an eyebrow video that prompted Selena stans to send death threats to Hailey. Selena finally asked her Selenators to stand down, and Hailey thanked her. But now, the petty pendulum must’ve swung toward Selena’s comment section because Hailey just requested that her fans stop spewing vitriol towards “others” (so, Selena) on her behalf. What a time to be alive.
Open Post: Hosted By The YouTuber Whose Gender Reveal Included A Fart
YouTuber Paige Ginn did what YouTubers exist to do: get attention for doing stupid shit. Paige took on gender reveals by farting out colored gas in a video. And it looks like a Smurf blew smoke up her ass, because she farted out a blue (for boy) fart.
Kanye West Promises He Won’t Speak About Other People’s Kids Again
Some people are just naturally remorseful. They carry this sense of personal accountability, constantly apologizing for some behavior or comment. It’s safe to say Kanye West—or Yeezus if you’re sacrilegious—isn’t one of those people. And nothing screams, “I need a prayer circle as soon as possible” like bringing a toddler into an already bizarre feud that may or may not be fueled by your unwavering lust for your ex and her fingers.
A few days ago Yeezus claimed in a Twitter fight that he “owns” Amber Rose’s 2-year-old son with Wiz Khalifa and that neither “wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me.” Yeah, it was pretty awful but not awful enough to garner an apology out of Yeezus. Beyonce’s most dedicated super fan went on Twitter and pretty much told Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, “I’m sorry” without ever mentioning the words “I’m sorry.”
God’s dream… Never speak on kids again… all love … all blessings…
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 30, 2016
Call it the tweet representation of the Kanye shrug.
You know who else is unapologetic? The scallywag that is Amber Rose who started her Friday night by celebrating her total annihilation of Yeezus by wearing a curve-hugging black-and-white mini dress to Lure nightclub. Yeah, her shoe game was on point, but I’m more concerned about Amber trying to make sunglasses in the club happen in 2016.
She does know she’s not T-Pain, right?
