Category: Brittney Griner

Brittney Griner Has Been Freed And Vin Diesel Is Trending For “Helping” Bring Her Home

December 8, 2022 / Posted by:

After nine long months in a Russian jail, WNBA star Brittney Griner has been freed and is on her way back to America! This morning President Joe Biden announced that 32-year-old Brittney was released in a prisoner swap that involved Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout. Viktor, aka the “Merchant of Death,” smuggled weapons from Eastern Europe to Africa and the Middle East for nearly two decades. In 2011, he was convicted of conspiracy to kill U.S. citizens and officials and provide aid to terrorists. It sucks that this murderous trash bag is even being mentioned in the same breath as a woman who accidentally smuggled cannabis cartridges into Russia, but hey, that’s international politics, baby!

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Dennis Rodman Will NOT Be Going To Russia To Help Brittney Griner After All

August 25, 2022 / Posted by:

I realize Dennis Rodman thought his influence on the international stage could help aid with the release of Brittney Griner in Russia, but that’s not happening. And not because he doesn’t have permission to enter the country, but mainly because the U.S. Government immediately told him to sit his ass down and let the professionals handle the work. And now, Dennis is forced to walk back all of his comments and have several seats, much like he should have done when he originally revealed his crusade.

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Dennis Rodman Is Traveling To Russian To Try To Help Brittney Griner

August 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this month, WNBA star Brittney Griner was sentenced to 9 years in prison in Russia after she pleaded guilty to drug charges she was hit with for accidentally bringing in cannabis cartridges into the country. The U.S. government is currently working on a prisoner swap deal with Russia. But in the meantime, Dennis Rodman is here to save the day. In a move towards becoming the new Liam Neeson, he is ready to risk life and limb to bring Brittney home safely, even though nobody asked him to take on the task. But Dennis is more than willing to help with negations since he has a pretty solid relationship with the Russians.

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